I might not know this mod, but bare with me..
One day in the castle, you were asleep on the sofa, as Meggy was keeping your head in her lap as she watched TV, flipping through the channels.
Meggy: Seen it..
She flips to another channel.
Conrad & Azul: Baking-O-Rama!
Meggy: Cheesy..
She skips it and goes to another channel.
Skiddie-Toilet Madness
Meggy: Overrated..
The then gets to a channel she likes.
McFuckinDuck's Olympics
Meggy sat back with a content look, wondering what's in store.
McFuckinDuck: Hello hello world! It's your host McFuckinDuck! Today we bring you a fresh look at the latest developments in the games!
The scene cuts to the bike racing scene, seeing four challengers.
McFuckinDuck: First up, we have DJ Funk-Dolphin! The funkiest party animal ever! After him we got Robocop, a cybernetic law enforcement..hopefully he doesn't arrest me after this race..
Robocop pans his head to the duck.
Robocop:.....
McFuckinDuck: Shit, Uh, moving on! Next we have Agent 3! Shhh, she's secretly an agent..
Agent 3: Just move on..
McFuckinDuck: Alright! Next we have is this link jawbreaker, Kirby!
Kirby: :D
McFuckinDuck: Ight..now that we got our introductions out of the way, let's get on with the race!!!
Meggy watched with awe.
Mario: HEY! MAMAFUCKER!
He said, launching the couch at the TV, breaking it.
Meggy: Mario! What the hell??!
Mario: What?
Meggy: What?! What do you mean what?! Why the hell did you throw the fucking couch at the TV?! I was watching that!!
Mario: The show sucked pingas.
Meggy: So?! Don't watch it!
Mario: But Mario lacks the ability to give a shet.
Meggy grew mad at him, so she proceeded to kick Mario in the groin hard enough to make his entire skeleton jump out of his body, then karate kick it out the window, the orange Aurora around here became visible.
Meggy: Whoa...where did that come from?
Y/N: *Yawn* Hey..why's the couch upside down?..
Meggy then gasps and lifted the couch with very little effort.
Y/N: What the?..
You shook your head and instantly grew amazed at her ability to lift the furniture.
Y/N: Have you been eating spinach?..
Meggy: Well..yeah, but I doubt this weird orange stuff coming off me is part of it.
She said, looking at her hands.
Y/N: That's strange..yet..actually really cool! What else can you do with that?
Meggy: Hmm..
As she began to think, a mischievous little smile curved onto her face.
———
Meggy was seen grabbing ahold of Francis at the anime convention and twisting him into a pretzel.
Francis: HEY!
Meggy: That's for almost jeopardizing mine and everyone's lives asshole!
Francis: This isn't fair! Lemme go!!
Meggy: Not fair? Oh~ I'll show you what's not fair..
Meggy walks closer to him and snapped her fingers, causing green Aurora to surround Francis and make him implode, he yells in agony as he soon bursts into flames.
Meggy: Perfect.
Y/N: God damn..
Mark: Y/N..
Y/N:....No...no, it can't be..
You turn around and see your old "friend"
Mark: Sup.
Y/N: S-Sup...
You clench your fist and began to glow a f/c aurora, turning dark, the only things that were visible were your eyes, mouth and the outlines of your clothing.
Mark: What the hell?! Did you just..go super saiyan?..
Mark shakes his head and forgets his question before escaping.
Y/N: You should never have showed your face in my vision.
You say, before bolting after him, you follow him through a market and turn the stands to dust as you pass by the nearest ones, you see him making a sharp turn into an alley.
You follow and find him diving into a manhole, so you toss a lit match down there and hear a loud boom.
Y/N: And the squid is fried.
You calm down and walk away.
About a few hours in to learning your new skills and abilities, you and Meggy became nightmare masters and trained together with these amazing powers.
Y/N: Well..what do you say? Purge the assholes who wronged us?
Meggy grins and nods.
Meggy: Hell Yes..let's show them no mercy..
You two then use your powers to warp to Negative's castle first, ready to wipe out his army and destroy him.
———
Simon approached the alleyway, confused as to why the manhole was opened.
Simon: What the?..
He leans in and sniffs the gas, but his nose shriveled up as he faints. Then came a familiar green pterosaur that fell from the sky after the scent got out, then came Bethany who melts into a puddle after coming in contact with the smell...
Then an airplane died from the bad smell and landed right on the other three.
(Well, this chapter was more plane than this.)
Oh these are pretty cool bananas..
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What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition
FanfictionEver wondered if things went a different route? Well luckily your suggestions will be answered! Published May 22nd, 2022