What ifs? - Two Peas in One Pod (Meggy x Male Reader) edition

What if Y/N was the last man on Earth instead of Mario?

Y/N woke up one day, yet it was a bit different..

It was quiet..

Too quiet..

Y/N: Hmm..okay, strange but I'll go along with it..

You hop out of bed and stretch, getting ready for the day. You brush your teeth, put on regular clothing and go downstairs to greet your friends, but..no one was there.

Y/N: Good Morning- Oh my god the castle is empty..

You say as your eyes widen.

Y/N: This is rare..and weird..

You shiver a bit and walk in the kitchen, finding cereal and milk, so you make your breakfast and eat. After eating you put your bowl in the sink and then think about what you wanted to do today.

Y/N: Hmmmm..Maybe Meggy's available today, I'll give her a call..

You dialed her number and wait, only for it to reach voicemail.

Meggy: Hi! I'm sorry, but I'm currently busy right now! Call me back when you get the chance, or I'll call you when I'm done! Either way! See ya!

You hang up.

Y/N: Darn, okay, let's try my good old pal Beta.

You then dialed his number..

Beta: Hello?

You felt relieved and replied.

Y/N: Beta! Oh man, I'm so glad you're-

Beta: Hah! It's a voicemail dumbass, I'm not gonna be able to pick up anytime soon soooooo...leave a message after the "Fuck Off"....Fuck Off..

Y/N: Okay then..I've been tricked, backstabbed and possible bamboozled..

You hang up and just decided to watch TV, you then see that crap show on HBO Max.

Y/N: Ugh, no.

You skip it and go to the next show, Shrek Discovery.

Narrator: The Wild Shrek is seen roaming about his natural habitat, in the sticky swamps of Far Far Away-

Shrek: CAN YOU FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE?!

You changed the channel and find a static screen, then a metal claw pulls you inside the TV.

Y/N: WHAT THE?!

Deathwave: Hello there..

Y/N:...You're not canon in this story..

Deathwave: Oh.

He blew up, sending you back to the couch.

Y/N: Okay, next channel.

You switch and see the news, but no one's there.