"I don't like cesar, hes weird." Ce said (Cesar's alternate)"Escúchame, pequeña mierda, sé dónde duermes, incluso si trataste de matarme una vez, me aseguraré de que lo último que veas sea a mí apuñalándote hasta la muerte, perra." Cesar started speaking angry spanish."SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS HE SAYING!?I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL"the alternate shouted, "IS HE PUTTING A SPELL ON ME?!"
Q:what does take out mean?
"a date" cesar said,
"Food." Ghost cesar said
"Murder." Alternate cesar said
"It can mean all three if your not a coward " swapped cesar said.
"Hold on a second I'm sorry, I'm sorry my cats-" 'woman' said on a business call turning around, "STOP!" 'Woman' shouted, scaring the alternate cat and thief, gabriel laughing on the other end, "GET OFF THE COUCH" she shouted once more.
Q:what gender are you
"Uhh male?" Both adam and jonah said,
Q:attracted too?
"You prankster!" Jonah said jokinly,
"You silly" adam said,
"Still mal-"
Q:is it pronounced 'gif' or 'jif'?
"ITS GIF!" Dave said confidently
"ITS JIF, JIF!" Ruth shouted comfidently.
"You see this is what happens when you dont go to school!" Dave said.
"Did I get a good grade?" Jonah asked the teacher, "you have daddy issues so no" adam joked, "listen here you motherless and daddy issue puzzle, I have better grades then you ever will you unseasoned chicken, so shut your problematic ass up, not even an alternate would wanna copy your aperence you sad excuse of a napkin!"
"Dude I cant tan at all and cant go outside" mark said annoyed, "take a multivitamin you melodramatic Victorian appropriating raw chicken"cesar said
A/n I started this like a month ago so tahts why its labeled 5
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mandela catalogue brain rot:D
Fanfictionmandela catalogue head cannons, drawings, one shots you name it! Reminder:nothing I write in this story is cannon nor should it be considered canon, btw requests are now open:) If mr.kister ever finds this I pray he dosent read it-/hj
