Mark called cesar at 12 pm, "what's up?" Cesar said, odd sounds were heard in the background, "I think im being watched, can I come over for a bit?" Mark said, "well im currently busy dodging a knife so I'll call you back later if I'm not dead" cesar said hanging up. mark sat back in disbelief.
Cesar: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Mark: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it
Cesar, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid alternate at the aquarium today!
Mark: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the alternate squid was being a dick.
Cesar: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Mark: I think you mean cards.
Cesar, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Cesar: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Mark: What's that?
Cesar: You've never had leftovers???
Mark: No, because I'm not a quitter.
Mark: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Cesar: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
Mark desperately, as cesar bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Cesar: Oh! B positive.
Mark: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Cesar:
Cesar: It’s dark in here
Mark: Don’t worry dude I got this
Mark: *Stomps their feet*
Mark: *Skechers light up
Mark: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Cesar: What did you do?
Mark: A MISTAKE
Cesar: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Mark: You need to stop.
Cesar: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Mark: Killed without hesitation.
Cesar: No.
Cesar: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Mark: I do have a sense of humor you know
Cesar: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Mark: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Jonah : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Adam:
Adam: Jonah , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Jonah : *Sips coffee from bowl*
Jonah : Hey mark can I get a sip of your water?
Mark: It's not water.
Jonah : Vodka, I like your style!
Mark: It's vinegar.
Jonah : Wh-Wha-
Mark: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Jonah : Adam was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Adam: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Jonah : Adam, you ate a chair.
Jonah : You saved me. I owe you my life.
Adam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
Adam : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Jonah: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Cesar: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jonah, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Adam : This is such a bad idea.
Jonah: Then why are you coming along?
Adam : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Jonah : Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Adam: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
Jonah : Why is Adam so sad?
Cesar: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Jonah : And...?
Adam: They got Mark.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionmandela catalogue head cannons, drawings, one shots you name it! Reminder:nothing I write in this story is cannon nor should it be considered canon, btw requests are now open:) If mr.kister ever finds this I pray he dosent read it-/hj
