MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR ENTIRE SERIES
Enjoy!
DRA Tsurugi: *A well written character, bad actions with a messed-up reason, redemption arc thing*
SDRA2 Tsurugi: *fuck that redemption arc thing*
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Hajime: Do you like the snow?
Shinji: No.
Hajime: Why not?
Hajime:
Shinji:
Hajime: Can you say snow?
Shinji: *Cries*
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Nikei: *Hand gets blown off*
Teruya: I've had enough reminders about my past friends I didn't need this.
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Nikei: *To Void* Fuck all of you I hate you.
Nikei: Except Hajime
Nikei: And Emma. And Iroha.
Nikei: Fuck you Mikado I hate you.
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Rei: Are you gonna kill us
Tsurugi: Not all of you
Yuki: Then who?
Tsurugi: Myself.
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Nikei: *Hand Teruya flowers* Happy one year.
Teruya:
Teruya: I'm 22-
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Rei: Why is it when anyone gets in trouble it's always you three?
The Sunshine trio: *Actively stealing food*
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Yuki: *Frantically searching* I can't find it!
Sora: Find what?
Yuki: My happiness.
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Hajime: Just a couple of dudes being guys!
Shinji: Just a couple of guys being dudes
Hajime: Just a couple of dudes being gay
Shinji: Show me your di-
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Me: Okay hear me out
Me: Yamato in a Non-Despair AU helps with the Sunshine trio sometimes in pranks and stealing food.
Therapist: Kai please we're trying to talk about your trauma-
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Nikei: Fuck you!
Mikado: Fuck you!
Yuki: Fuck both of you shut the fuck up! Why are you guys yelling at each other right now?! We're trying go fix his goddamn eye!
Teruya: *Has a black eye*
Yuki: I just wanna go back home and get myself a fucking Big Whopper from Burger King even though I don't fucking like Burger King and Burger King is shIT-
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Yamato: How many airheads can you eat without dying?
Haruhiko: Idk
Yamato: imma go find out!
Later....
Tsurugi: cAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY YAMATO IS IN THE HOSPITAL?!
Haruhiko: fuck.
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Hajime: Bro I had a dream we fucked!
Shinji: Bro it's just a dream!
Hajime: Yeah I'm not gay I wouldn't fuck you
Shinji: You wouldn't?
Hajime: I mean unless you wanted to.
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Yuki: Finally I can keep all this emotional stability (in the form of pennies) to myself
Void: *Walks in*
Yuki: What the hell?
Void: I SMELL PENNIES.
Yuki: AAAAAAA-
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Utsuro: Hey, does anyone know how to get a stalker off their back?
Akane: Master Utsuro!
IRL Mikado: Master Utsuro!
AI Mikado: Master Utsuro!
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Teruya: Someone asked me what Barack Obama's last name is.
Teruya: Like am I supposed to know that?!
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Setsuka: Wait, your not coming to my tea party?
Setsuka: HIBIKI I MADE BISCUITS-
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Syobai: *Holding a metal rod in a thunderstorm* Is this what you want? Come on, strike me down Zeus!
Syobai:
Syobai: You don't have the ball-
*Lightning stikes*
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Me: *Watching SDRA2 stuff*
The scene where Teruya is introduced: Hello there.
Me: W H A T .
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Yuki in chapter 1: Oh, everything will be fine! We're all not gonna kill anybody or harm people!
Yuki in chapter 5: Life has no meaning and it's my job to end this.
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My reaction to chapter 5 victim reveal
Tsurugi: Mikako!
Yuki: What are you doing?!
Mikako: I.............. I.............
Me: NO NOT THE DIVORCE ARC
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My reaction to chapter 1 after-trial
Shinji: Hajime, you can't be serious!
Hajime: Yeah, I'm serious. I've been working with Mikado.
Me: NO PLEASE NOT THE DIVORCE ARC AGAINNNNN
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Sora: Name something you used to practice kissing with.
Kanade: Sister.
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Tsurugi: I'm just like you!
SDRA2 Yuki: I'm just like you!
Tsurugi: You're just like me!
SDRA2 Yuki: You're just like me!
both of them trying to kill themselves in the fifth chapter
Tsurugi and SDRA2 Yuki: It's something anyone can see!
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This will most likely be updated whenever but Yeah
Some were inspired by the interwebs, some were stupid last braincell is running off of an entire sleeve of oreos moment
But uh that's that
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SDRA/DRA oneshots
FanfictionThese will probably contain spoilers :/ also there's way too much Yamato × Tsurugi so be warned!!
