Salman Khan

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Here, we bring you 10 funny takes on Salman Khan's hit and run case:

1- Accident ke waqt Salman Khan sharab ke nashe me nahi the balki sharab Salman Khan ke nashe me thi.

2- Mamala kuch din aur chala to ye bhi sabit ho sakta hai ke Salman Khan tange par ghar ja rahe the aur daru ghode ne pee rakhi thi.

3- Bhai: Chalo driver, gadi nikalo

Driver: Kiske upar se bhai?

4- Acha hua Arbaz Khan se accident nahi hua warna wo kehte Roger Fedrer ka naam le lete.

5- Kaash driver gadi ke sath Facebook aur Twitter bhi chalana jante, to mujhe 66 A ka koi darr nahi rehta.

6- Salman Khan's new movie

Maine drive kiya

Maine drive kyun kiya

Drive kiya to darna kya

Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar

Driver tussi great ho

Ek tha driver

7- Ab kala hiran bhi court me aakar bolega ke Bhai ki koi galti nahi thi. Meri biwi ko maine hi mara.

8- Salman Khan ke case se ek seekh milti hai; ya sharab pee kar gadi mat chalao, ya phir ek wafadar driver rakho.

9- Kamal to tab ho jab Kale hiran mamle me mara hua hiran aakar keh de ke usne khudkushi kit hi!

10- Ab Chinkara case me Salman Khan ka hajjam aakar kahega ke wo gun chala raha tha.

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