Madhuri Dixit

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Bill Gates and Madhuri Dixit

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:

* Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

* English Babu Desi Mem.



* Brain marries Beauty!?

* Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!?
  Ooo Windows mein  Bill hai mera...


* The next version of Windows will be
"Windows MD."


* Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.


* Relax guys! they'll only go for a virtual honeymoon.


* Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..


* Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain

* Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera...


* Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...

* Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

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