Bollywood Jokes

Alia Bhatt #3

Prize winning joke of the year-

;)

A man asked Alia, why Narendra Modi goes for walk in the evening, not in the morning?

Alia replied "bhaiya, Modi is PM not AM'

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Alia : What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Alia : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars

that I know start with petrol.

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Alia left bollywood and joined new job. 1st day she worked

till late evening on the computer. Her Boss was very

happy and asked what you did till evening.

Alia : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it in order.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've

broken..

Alia : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I

have lost my hand, oh!

Alia : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has

lost his head. Is he crying?

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Alia : U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Alia : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this

is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Alia : An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Alia : King's Childhood Skeleton

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