Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon
I don't drink to die ... I die to drink
Movie: Aashiqui 2
Star: Aditya Roy Kapur
Category: Food & Drinks | Comedy
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package
Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Star: Divyendu Sharma
Category: Shayari | Comedy
Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi
If you run behind the girl, she will run behind money ... if you run behind money, the girl will run behind you
Movie: Wanted
Star: Salman Khan
Category: Money | Comedy | Women
Hero marne ke baad swarg jaata hai ... aur villian jeete ji swarg paata hai
A hero goes to heaven after he dies ... and a villain livingly achieves heaven
Movie: Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara
Star: Akshay Kumar
Category: Comedy
Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya
Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me
Movie: Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Star: Emraan Hashmi
Category: Comedy
22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon
Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life
Movie: Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Star: Ranbir Kapoor
Category: Life | Death | Comedy
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Star: Divyendu Sharma
Category: Comedy | Women
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
Movie is still not over my friend
Movie: Om Shanti Om
Star: Shahrukh Khan
Category: Comedy | Friendship
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Star: Divyendu Sharma
Category: Clothes & Shoes | Comedy
Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
Won't you welcome me?
Movie: Dabangg 2
Star: Salman Khan
Category: Comedy
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Star: Ali Zafar
Category: Clothes & Shoes | Friendship| Comedy
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
Movie: Aashiqui 2
Star: Aditya Roy Kapur
Category: Husband & Wife | Comedy
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
Movie: Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai
Star: Ajay Devgan
Category: Comedy
Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein ... hoti rehti hai
In big big countries such small small things ... keep happening
Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Star: Shahrukh Khan
Category: World & Universe | Comedy
Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
Don't I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint ... but I'm actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal
Movie: Main Tera Hero
Star: Varun Dhawan
Category: Comedy
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?
You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?
Movie: Wanted
Star: Salman Khan
Category: Comedy | Marriage & Wedding
Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola
It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas
Movie: Vaastav
Star: Sanjay Dutt
Category: Rowdyism | Comedy
Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta
I don't talk like this to girls of that kind
Movie: Aashiqui 2
Star: Aditya Roy Kapur
Category: Women | Comedy
Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko ... kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
Don’t look at this true lover with those piercing eyes ... what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow
Movie: Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo
Star: Akshay Kumar
Category: Shayari | Comedy
Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar
In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh
Movie: Khiladi 786
Star: Akshay Kumar
Category: World & Universe | Comedy
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Bollywood Jokes
SonstigesHey guyz this is my first ever writeup. I just love the Bollywood and also the Bollywood jokes. so I am going to write some of them absolutely they are not written by me I am going to fetch them by internet. Aur haan mai jyaada jokes Hindi me likhne...
