Mallika Sherawat

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Heyya lovely ppls so I am back with new jokes. Hope you will like it.

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Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.

Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!

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Mallika Sherawat ek furniture showroom ko visit karti hai.

Mallika: Mujhe ek badhiya sa wardrobe dikhao. Aur furniture imported hona chahiye.

Showroom owner: Mil jayega. Lekin aap ke liye chahiye ya kisi ko gift dena hai?

Mallika: Of course! Gift karna hai!!!!

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Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha"
Matchbox me kya hai?"
Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya "Pareshan mat karo.
Is me mere kapde hain,
aur kya?

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So guyz I know they are less but kam chala Lena. Do vote and comment

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