OK his name is Sanjay datt but he is better known as Munna Bhai for his films 'Munna Bhai MBBS' and 'Large Raho Munna Bhai'
OK soooo here it ggooeess
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If you have seen “Munna bhai MBBS” or “Lage raho munna bhai“, you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style i have compiled munna bhai jokes collection here.
Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
Battery is ok
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
I May come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Bakra hay ya bakri?
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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