Jaao Pehle us aadmi ka Sign lekar aao jisne mere haath par yeh Likh diya tha ki mera Baap Chor hai" (Go and first bring the signature of that man who had written on my hand that My Dad is a thief) --- This famous Bollywood Dialogue by Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar has also give inspirations to mimicry artists a lot.
"Ab inhe dawaa ki nai Dua ki Jaroorat Hai" (Patient doesn't need medicine anymore, needs prayers instead) --- Common Bollywood Dialogue Spoken by many onscreen Doctors in 1970s movies.
"Main unhe mann ki aankhon se dekh sakti hoon" (I can see him through the eyes of my heart!) -- A regular one from elderly lady character actors of 1960s and 70s who somehow managed to lose their husbands long back (in 'Prime' Age) in some mela or any natural disaster kind of stuff...
"Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liya hai, Tumhari bhalai isi me hai ke tum Apne Aap ko Kanoon ke hawaale kar do" (Police have surrounded you from everywhere, You better surrender yourself in front of Law) --- Another typical desi dialogue By Many onscreen Policeman in 1970s and 1980s Movies.
"Is aadmi ko Pakad ke Liquid oxygen me daal do.. Oxygen isko marne nai degi aur liquid isko jeene nai dega (Dump this man in liquid oxygen. The liquid won't let him survive, the oxygen won't let him die)" --- Ajit
"KUTTE, Main tera khoon pee Jaaunga" (You Dog, I am gonna drink your blood) --- By Dharmendra in numerous movies (Though spoken very Seriously, This Famous Bollywood Dialogue has become funny now a days...)
"Main tumhare Bachche ki Maa banne waali hoon" (I am expecting your child) --- By many side heroiens and supporting actresses in 1970s and 1980s' movies, MOSTLY SPOKEN TO PREM CHOPRA, SHAKTI KAPOOR AND RANJEET (In almost all cases after hearing this dialogue these three guys always used to get irritated and angry with the girl giving them this news..It was NEVER a 'Good News' for theses fellas) ... (This funny bollywood Dialogue is used in funny way by many mimicry artists of today)
"Main tumhe bhool jaau ye ho nai sakta aur Tum mujhe bhool jaao ye mein hone nai doonga"(It can't happen that I forget you, And I won't let it happen that you forget me) ---By Suniel Shetty in Dhadkan... Many typical small town desi lover boys loved this dialogue a lot and also took it too seriously and applied the same 'logic' in their real lives ...
"Salim tujhe marne nai dega, aur hum, Anarakali, tujhe jeene nai denge"(Salim won't let you die, and I, Anarkali, will not let you live)---PrithviRaj Kapoor in Mughal-E-Aazam
"Jo aag is dil me lagi hai, usse duniya me laga dunga main... Agar teri Doli uthi to Duniya ko Jalaa dunga main... (The fire which is burnining in my heart, will be ignited in whole world...If you get married to someone else then I will burn the entire world) -- Ajay Devghan in Diljale
"Sanyam to mujh me itna hai ki mein Patther ko shishe se todta hoon" (I have got so much Patience that I Break the Stone with Ice) --- Prem Chopra in Sautan
"Aap to purush hi nahi hain..Mahapurush hain Mahapurush" (You are not even Man..instead a Great Gentleman) --- By Aamir Khan in Andaaz Apna Apna
"Aadmi teen aur goli chhe? Bahut Be-insaafi hai ye" (3 men and 6 bullets? It's quite unfair) --- By Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh, In Movie Sholey
"Me Lord, Adalat Muljim ki soorat pe naa jaaye.. Is Masoom chehre ke peechhe ek Nihayat hi Khatarnaak Khooni ka chehra chhupa hua hai" (Me Lord, Court must not be decieved by the Accused's face.. Behind this innocent face, there is an extreamly dangerous killer's face is hidden) -- Tipical Bollywood Courtroom Dialogue By many onscreen lawyers.
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Bollywood Jokes
RandomHey guyz this is my first ever writeup. I just love the Bollywood and also the Bollywood jokes. so I am going to write some of them absolutely they are not written by me I am going to fetch them by internet. Aur haan mai jyaada jokes Hindi me likhne...
