Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps.
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Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working
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Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
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Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia: U UCoffee.
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Aamirv Khan: How did India get Indipendence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England.
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Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha...!!!
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