Deepika Padukone

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I really don't know why her jokes are started but I love her jokes. Also she is my favourite actress.
No offence to deepika fans

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This joke was created before elections

Deepika went to yuvraj,

His performance dropped

Deepika went to ranbir

His films flopped.

Deepika plz go to congress and save India.

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Deepika: I have more fans than Alia

Alia: No offence I have an AC at home

(Actually it's alia Deepika joke but kuch nai itna chalta hai)

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Deepika :: Tum mujhse kitna pyar

karte ho????

Ranbir :: Bohot Jyada.

Deepika :: Fir bhi kitna.

Ranbir :: (thinking about Katrina.) Itna ki sochta hun tumhare jaisi or ek la du

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(In 2010)

Deepika :: Alia tumne meri nayi film Dekhi??

Alia :: Nahi, actually I went to theatre but it was housefull !!

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Sorry lovely ppls for old jokes I tried get new jokes but mujse nai hua so old jokes se kam chala lena. Aur to aur mene like hue jokes tin baar delete hogaye ye mai chauthi baar likh rahi hu so kam chala lena aur haan plz vote aur comment karo yaar.

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