Angry Birds x Reader One-Shots

[🔷️] ❤️Love Of My Life❤️ Red x Reader

I was arguing with Red as everyone watched awkwardly. Well, kind of, Chuck was enjoying himself as he watched the drama between us while eating popcorn.

I specifically told Red to get these specific types of flowers for Zeta and Ethan's anniversary. My mom and dad. It was going to be their first anniversary since they had gotten back together.

We were setting the date up in their new home. Since Eagle Mountain is gone. Dad, mom, and Debbie decided to move into the tropical forest in one of the tall trees.

Anyways, for this date, everything NEEDED to be perfect. Dad placed all the trust in me and I promised everything was going to be absolutely perfect.

Debbie was helping as well as Bomb, Chuck, and Red.

Chuck did the decorating, which would have taken a while, but with his insane speed, he did it quickly. Although I had to make some adjustments as he over decorated when it was supposed to be simple.

Bomb and Debbie were cooking and making dessert. But they messed it up the first time by accidentally adding salt instead of sugar and so I had to help them remake the dessert.

Red was supposed to go into the tropical forest and find the flowers that I requested. Eventually, he finally came back with what I asked for, hopefully. I smiled at him when he walked in, but then I frowned.

"Uh, Red? What is this?" I asked as I gestured towards the flowers he was holding.

"They're the flowers you asked for?" Red said, answering me with a question.

I sighed as I grabbed the bridge of my beak, "No...I specifically asked for blue petals with red anthers."

"I didn't know what an anther was!" Red exclaimed.

I blinked at him and furrowed my eyebrows, "I asked if you knew what it was and you said you did!" I exclaimed as my voice got louder.

Red just rolled his eyes and scoffed, "Whatever! Who cares, it's just flowers!" He yells as he threw the flowers on the ground.

I was taken aback, "It's not--! Ugh! You're such a jerk!" I shouted as I walked up to him.

"And you're being a big whiney baby!" Red shouted back as he got closer to my face.

"And you're being a big idiot!" I yelled as I stood on my toes.

"Stupid!" He yelled back as he also stood on his toes as his beak touched mine.

"DIRTY PIG!" I screamed as I pushed my forehead onto his.

Red opened his beak but seemed like he was lost for words.

"Love of my life!" Chuck shouted from the side.

"Yeah, LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Red echoed, without thinking about what Chuck said.

Red and I both blinked at each other and took a step back.

I glanced away and cleared my throat, "Ahem..."

Red glared at Chuck for a second and then glanced back at me, "I...uh...(Y/N)--"

"I'm going to sit outside for a second." I interrupted. The room felt like it was getting stuffy. I needed to go outside and get some fresh air. I walked past Red and towards my exit, "I need to cool down," I comment as I opened the door. I walked out and unintentionally slammed the door behind me. I just ignored it and took a seat on one of the chairs on the porch. I took a second and enjoyed the breeze as I could see the village from the distance.

I was thinking about what Red said to me. 'Love of my life.'

Even though it was said by accident because of Chuck, I did wonder if he actually loves me. I scoffed to myself, giving myself a mental slap for thinking about something so dumb. He doesn't love me. We weren't even dating.