Angry Birds x Reader One-Shots

✅️[☁️Flufftober☁️] #3 💚 🦝Thick As Theives🦝

(Y/N) and Leonard was thick as thieves. They did everything together. Planned everything together. And had secrets with each other that only they know.

At least, that's how the birds perceived them when they first arrived on their island.

They will whisper to one another, going over the plans. Almost as if they were mocking the birds in front of them. They will laugh and giggle in front of them and the avians wouldn't have a clue why.

Although, there was one part of the plan that Leonard is keeping a secret to himself.

Well, besides Ross.

"When are you going to tell her?" Ross exclaimed excitedly.

"Shh, keep your voice down!" Leonard hushed the small pig. 

Leonard looked up to see where (Y/N) was at. She was in the distance talking to the other birds and giving away fliers to advertise the dance party that the pigs were setting up.

Leonard looked back down at the small pig as he smiled, he was pretty sure that Ross already knows the details, but Leonard wants to talk about it again and again. Almost like a child talking about their favorite toy. He leaned down and started to speak in a low voice, "Once we take the eggs and have our feast that's when I'm going to ask her to marry me."

"Hey, Leonard!"

"(Y/N)!" Leonard exclaimed in shock as he stood up straight as a plank. 

"How's the escape plan going along." (Y/N) whispered to Leonard with a snicker.

The king pig smiled as he kept his voice low, "Everything is according to plan!"

"Egg-cellent!" (Y/N) quietly laughed.

Leonard laughed and gave (Y/N) a kiss, "'Egg-cellent' I like that. How's the construction coming along?"

A devious smirk slowly crawled up on her face, "Should be done later tonight. Right when the sun goes down."

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Like what (Y/N) said, the dance party building was done later that day. The sun was going down and it was almost time. The party was boppin' with the Daft Piggies playing one of Steve Aoinki's songs called 'Fight'.

This was their cue to start pillaging the village.

"Would you like to do the honors, my dear?" Leonard said as he handed (Y/N) a plunger attached to the many explosives on the bird's buildings.

(Y/N) smiled at him as she grabbed the small dynamite plunger from his hoof, "Don't mind if I do."

She pressed down on it and simultaneously some of the buildings exploded into pieces, "Whoo hoo!" (Y/N) cheered.

All the pigs started to steal the eggs. Some rode on vehicles while others used trampolines to jump into the bird's homes and safely jump right back out. Many would use the zip-lines that were created so pigs can easily all go down to the beach and towards the ship.

"Let's go!" Leonard shouted over the sounds of chaos as he grabbed (Y/N)'s hoof while she gripped tightly onto a red and white umbrella, making sure it wouldn't slip out of her grip.