record of ragnarok one-shots

buddha x reader

"So you did not confess to y/n..." Loki flatly said as he stared at buddha with a blank look on his face, he didn't know if he should encourage buddha more or murder him.

Loki spent so much of his time trying to get buddha to confess to y/n, but his excuses are always "she too oblivious to notice the hints" or "she friendzoned me". In reality y/n didn't really see the hints that was giving her, since the hints were too small.

"Mannnnnn! At this point someone is going to date her instead of you, so hurry up and confess to her!!" repeatedly smacked buddhas forehead .

"But I can't! ya dummy." buddha ended up smacking Loki in the back of the head, not very pleased with Loki hitting hid head like a child.

"Why not!!??!?" Loki huffed and crossed his arms, clearly not understanding what he was saying.

"Because she is born a god and I'm not, so what made you think I would have a chance with her?" Buddha sighed as he sat down along with loki.

"I have known y/n since I was small and she doesn't so for the whole "you gotta be a god to date me" and all that. Sure! she's kinda oblivous, but she will find out how weird your acting around her." Loki explained as he flopped onto his back to lay down

"being born a god is all fun and games...it just means that you would have more responsibility as you get older and you would get less time to yourself as a kid, but she was given more and more time to herelf because she needed it. Pressure isn't really good for her. Trust me." Loki explained to the demi-God who was doubting himself

Buddha sat there and tried to understand what loki was trying to say, but he just stared at the green-headed with confusion. Lokie caught on what he doing and let out an exaggerated sigh.

"Ooh you make me so mad buddha, she LIKES you!!" Loki yelled at him, tired of buddha being a stick in the mud

"She does?" Buddha's dumbfounded look make loki more irritated

"Of course you dumm-" loki was cut off by y/n walking into the room

"Loki, would you helping me with the garden?" Y/n asked then stared at buddha who was munching on some more candy

"HUH Buddha! I told that too many candy's will give you cavities!" Y/n scolded buddha as he shoved more candy into his mouth like someone was going to eat it

"But it won't!" Buddha said through all his chewing

Loki looked at buddha with a disgusted look on his face, "is that how you said around a lady?!" Loki yelled as he saw candy flinging around at that point

Y/n snatched the bowl of candy and booked it out of the room as fast as possible. "Meet me in the garden loki or I'll tell uncle on you!" She shouted as she ran away

Buddha was not too far away from her, making it hard for y/n to keep the pace. She wasn't that athletic, but her stamina was good enough to keep her on her feet

"C'mon y/n! It's just candy!" Buddha whined behind her as he watched her run into the room

Y/n looked around her room to hide the candy, but buddha tackled her to the bed and tried reaching the candy. Y/n huffed as she didn't think buddha was this heavy because realistically all she seen him eat was candy.

Buddha was too focused on the candy that he didn't realize y/n shuffled her way out. She got on his back and started tickling him, hoping he would forget about the candy and she was right.

Buddha was wiggling around like a worm trying to pry off the young goddess.

"Y'know they used to say if you were very ticklish that means you're a very jealous person?" She calmly told buddha to was laughing

Buddha saw an opening and pinned y/n down, "HAH got you!" He shouted as he breathed heavily from being tickled. Once he noticed how he was holding her he went red.

But he was mesmerized by her beauty, sure she was a goddess, but she was so beautiful. The imperfections y/n thought were ugly, were beautiful in his eyes.

"Y/n, I know I never got to tell you this, but I like you. I know I should've said it soon, but I was afraid because I'm only a demi-God and if you don't like me then that's fine." Buddha confessed

He got off and sat by the edge of the bed waiting to be rejected, but only heard laughter.

"You finally confessed after all this time!" She laughed and looked at him

"I like you too buddha, even tho your efforts aren't that noticeable, but to me it was." She smiled and sat beside him

Buddha froze and slowly looked at her with a shocked face. "All this time you've notice the hints, but didn't say anything!" He huffed and crossed his arn like a child

"Well your mouth is always full of candy, so it was kinda hard to make out what yoy say most of the time." She gave him a nudge to the side

"But, I'd gladly go out with you." She leaned on his arm

"Let go out after we help you with the garden." He smiled and took her hand

"I forgot about loki!" She gasped and ran out with buddha

As they go into the garden they saw loki trying to pull out a weed, but ended up falling on his back cursing the plants. Buddha ran up to him shouting

"If you pull it like that you're gonna wreck all the flowers to dimwit!" He shouted as he pushed loki to the side and properly tended to the flowers

Y/n laughed a the scene that was infront of her, never once did loki know how to nurture a garden

"Well, y/n told me to help her and I AM!" He shouted at buddha pushed him to the side

'Well I'll those 2 argue for a bit' y/n thought as she walked toward them

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That's the best I could do at the moment;)