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Steve and Jamie were leaning on each other's heads "honestly I don't really feel anything" Steve mumbled "do you ?"

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Steve and Jamie were leaning on each other's heads "honestly I don't really feel anything" Steve mumbled "do you ?"

"I mean" Jamie tried to think straight "I feel fine I feel normal"

"Same" Steve turned his head "I kinda feel good" they both chuckled

"Wanna know a secret" Jamie giggled "I like it too !" She tried to catch her breath with how much she was laughing

"Morons" Steve followed "they messed up the drugs !"

Pietro's voice appeared "Jamie !" He started giggling "do you feel alright ?"

Jamie opened her eyes "I'm feeling really good" she leaned into Steve's head "they messed it up! Morons!"

Jamie and Steve just started yelling "MORONS" and making funny noises

Robin cackled "there's something wrong with us"

Jamie nodded smiling "oh definitely"

The Russians walked in again

The guard looked at Jamie as the doctor set up weapons

"Would now be a bad time to say that me and him over there" she gestured to Pietro "spent like years in a hospital so now we don't like doctors"

"Let's try this again. Who do you work for ?"

"The scoops" Steve said making all four of them giggle "Scoops Ahoy" Jamie was laughing like a kettle

"How did you find us"

"Totally by accident" Steve chuckled

The Russian looked at the doctor, he pulled out a pair of sharp pliers and held it to Steve's finger "hey hey no" Steve yelled "WAIT"

"WE FOUND A CODE" Robin yelled

"Code ?" He walked to her

"The week is long the silver cat feeds when blue meets yellow in the west. Blah blah blah" she laughed "you broadcasted that stupid spy shit all over town, and we picked it up and we cracked it in a day." She breathed in "a day ! You think you're so smart, but a couple of kids who scoop ice cream for a living cracked your code in a day, and know people know you're here"

"Who knows we are here, little bitch" he spat

"Uh well Dustin knows" Steve blurted out

"Steve!" Jamie yelled

"Yeah Dustin Henderson, he knows."

"Steve!" Pietro groaned as Steve laughed

"Dustin Henderson" the Russian mumbled "is this your small, curly haired friend ?"

"Yeah great hair" Steve agreed

"Where is he ?"

"He's long gone you big asshole" he puffed "and he's probably calling hopper, and Hoppers calling the US cavalry" he laughed again "they're gonna come in here, commando-style, guns a-blazin and kick your sorry asses back to Russia, and when she gets out of that stray jacket" he gestured to Jamie "you're gonna be two pieces of toast" he snickered

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