Xisuma: There has been a glitch on the server due to the lag. And I can't fix the glitch with the lag
BDubs: Who's causing all this lag???
Mumbo: Sorry
Iskall: Ofc it was Mumbo
Mumbo: I already turned some farms off
Xisuma: There's still a lotta lag
Grian: Who knew that an inventory full of eggs would give us so many chickens?
Xisuma: Grian-
Doc: Where are you?
Grian: (:
Scar: Why are there so many chickens on my elven tree?
Doc: Don't worry I'm omw
Doc: I'll help ya get rid of them
Grian: Noooooooo my children!
Grian: *******chickens
Mumbo: lmao
GoodTimeWithScar was slain by Docm77
Doc: oops
Doc: sorry dude, I wanted to hit a chicken
Scar: it's fiiiiiine
Docm77 was slain by GoodTimeWithScar
Scar: oops :)
Doc: wtf
Scar: Wait
Scar: I lost my cookies
Scar: Forget it, I found them
GoodTimeWithScar fell from a high place
BDubs: omg stop dying-
Scar: I just ate a cookie and it teleported me
Grian: My children :(
Grian: ********Chickens
Mumbo: Don't deny your children, grian
GoodTimeWithScar was slain by Docm77 using [Chick Slayer]
Doc: Sorry I just wanted to kill the last chicken
Xisuma: The lag is much better now, thx
Doc: np
Grian: YOU KILLED MY KIDS!
Grian: ******chicks
Mumbo: How can your autocorrector change the word chicks to kids??
Grian: The same way it autocorrects Mumbo to spoon
Mumbo: That makes sense to me
Docm77 was slain by Grian
Doc: Cmon dude, they're just chickens
Doc: ...
Doc: Where is Scar?
Docm77 was shot by GoodTimeWithScar using [Shotgun]
Scar: Hawkeye
BDubs: Why do you keep killing each other?
Scar: What are you talking about?
Doc: Yeah, we're just trying to kill the chickens
Iskall: I'm going to kill someone
BDubs: what?
Jevin: uh oh
Iskall: jevin
Iskall: What do you know?
Jevin: I didn't tell you anything but...
Jevin: I saw Impulse fly by your base
Impulse: Are you accusing me??!??!!?!!!
Jevin: I'm just sayin
Impulse: You don't even know what Iskall is talking about!
Iskall: Someone left a box full of diorite on my base's entrance
Jevin: Oh
Jevin: That was me lol
Impulse: and you accused me
Jevin: That's how the world works baby
Iskall: Just- take your bird poo away from my base
Jevin: Ay ay captain
Mumbo: Btw, I'm being attacked by phantoms can someone pls sleep
BDoubleO was killed by [Intentional Game Design]
BDubs: Oops
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Hermitchat // Chatfic
Fanfiction(I'll add more details later) Some fictional conversations between the hermits and maybe some others :) Most of it will be comedy but ill see if I can add some angst
