The Baddies
NPG: RUSTIC HOUSE
EX: For fvcks sake-
Hels: Kill me, please kill me, I'm not singing I'm asking
True: X gon give it to ya
Hels: What???
True: I thought we were just saying random lyrics
BadTimes: *Insert PvZ theme*
EX: Why??? Why did I let you in the server
NPG: Because you RUSTIC HOUSE love us!
Hels: You ok?
NPG: RUSTIC NO
True: I think he broke something
BadTimes: *Instert that one song from Jack Stauber about artisanal bread but change it to rustic*
True: STOP
EX: Why do I feel like today we're just going to be about us making song references
Hels: I have a dream! I'm here to tell!
BadTimes: About a place called LooLoo land!!!!
NPG: HELP—
Hels: Hey! That's not Charlie's song >:(
BadTimes: FIZZ IS BETTER, DEAL WITH IT
EX: A'You could be the one who types so fast on computers~
True: Last Friday Night
BadTimes: Don't Mine at Night
Hels: My momma used to tell me:
Hels:Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the John.
True: Your mother called you baby girl?
Hels: Singing, ha ha
NPG: 魔法みたいな 夢みたいな
NPG: ファンタジックな物語が
NPG: 世界に感染!不快に蔓延!
NPG: 待って、こんなの聞いてないって、ダーリン?
BadTimes: Tf did you just say?
NPG: Darling by RUSTIC HOUSE Maretu
Hels: 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see
EX: Ok, seriously, can we stop?
True: Wake me up
BadTimes: When it's all over
NPG: When September ends
Hels: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
EX: I'll kill you all
Hels: You were always quite the loser, -Jeremy- EX
EX: I-
BadTimes: They say we are what we are, but we don't have to be
BadTimes: I'm bad behavior, but I do it in the best way
BadTimes: I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame
NPG: Did you detect any watchers in the server? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No
BadTimes: I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams
True: I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Hels: I would be blessed if you actually wore a mask, your breath stinks
True: 🔪
EX: I WILL BAN YOU ALL FROM THE SERVER—
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Hermitchat // Chatfic
Fanfiction(I'll add more details later) Some fictional conversations between the hermits and maybe some others :) Most of it will be comedy but ill see if I can add some angst