*Jasper voice* STOP SINGING

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The Baddies

NPG: RUSTIC HOUSE

EX: For fvcks sake-

Hels: Kill me, please kill me, I'm not singing I'm asking

True: X gon give it to ya

Hels: What???

True: I thought we were just saying random lyrics

BadTimes: *Insert PvZ theme*

EX: Why??? Why did I let you in the server

NPG: Because you RUSTIC HOUSE love us!

Hels: You ok?

NPG: RUSTIC NO

True: I think he broke something

BadTimes: *Instert that one song from Jack Stauber about artisanal bread but change it to rustic*

True: STOP

EX: Why do I feel like today we're just going to be about us making song references

Hels: I have a dream! I'm here to tell!

BadTimes: About a place called LooLoo land!!!!

NPG: HELP—

Hels: Hey! That's not Charlie's song >:(

BadTimes: FIZZ IS BETTER, DEAL WITH IT

EX: A'You could be the one who types so fast on computers~

True: Last Friday Night

BadTimes: Don't Mine at Night

Hels: My momma used to tell me:

Hels:Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the John.

True: Your mother called you baby girl?

Hels: Singing, ha ha

NPG: 魔法みたいな 夢みたいな

NPG: ファンタジックな物語が

NPG: 世界に感染!不快に蔓延!

NPG: 待って、こんなの聞いてないって、ダーリン?

BadTimes: Tf did you just say?

NPG: Darling by RUSTIC HOUSE Maretu

Hels: 'Cause all you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Is touch me, love me, can't get enough see

EX: Ok, seriously, can we stop?

True: Wake me up

BadTimes: When it's all over

NPG: When September ends

Hels: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

EX: I'll kill you all

Hels: You were always quite the loser, -Jeremy- EX

EX: I-

BadTimes: They say we are what we are, but we don't have to be

BadTimes: I'm bad behavior, but I do it in the best way

BadTimes: I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame

NPG: Did you detect any watchers in the server? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No

BadTimes: I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams

True: I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

Hels: I would be blessed if you actually wore a mask, your breath stinks

True: 🔪

EX: I WILL BAN YOU ALL FROM THE SERVER—

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