Scar: We might have a problem...
Gem: What happened?
Scar: When Mumbo left for his vacation he took both his braincells
Gem: Then what's the issue?
Scar: He and Grian share a braincell
Scar: He's going feral
Grian: IT'S NOT A RESISTANCE SCAR!!!!
Scar: Pls let me leave
Grian: :(
Gem: Should I send help?
Scar: Pls 😭
Grian: But the NAR-
Scar: Where's Mumbo when you need him?
Pearl: Oof
Scar: WAIT- PEARL!!! :D
Pearl: Hi Scar :D
Scar: YOU'VE KNOWN GRIAN BEFORE HE MET MUMBO, RIGHT? HOW DID YOU DO IT???
Pearl: He had more braincells back then, then one day he lost them and turned into a pesky bird, after that he met Mumbo and they started sharing a braincell
Scar: He used to have more braincells????
Gem: That sounds cursed
Pearl: I mean, I guess that the maximum amount of braincells one can have on this server is 3
Scar: I am very intelligent
Grian: You literally cared more about your panda-jellies than you did about me 😒
Scar: What?
Gem: I'm guessing the person with more braincells on the server is Joe
Pearl: That makes sense
Scar: What about me? What about your good ol' good times with Scar???
Pearl: Eeehhh-
Grian: He has at least 2 braincells
Scar: Why can't I have more braincells????
Gem: As someone once told me "I have to keep the braincell because the other two are idiots"
Gem: That someone was Impulse
Pearl: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME—
Grian: WRONG TIMING
Pearl: Dang it
Scar: What does that have to do with me?
Gem: Well... Let's say that Impulse is the universe and the two idiots are you"
Scar: What is that supposed to mean?????
Grian: She's calling you an idiot
Scar: I feel extremely offended
Pearl: Look, I know truth hurts but sometimes you have to think positive
Pearl: Something that usually cheers me up is saying "Hey, at least I have more braincells than Grian"
Grian: Eh, that's fair
Scar: Hmmm I might try that
Scar: Thanks Pearl!
Pearl: Happy to help!
Grian: Wait! I gotta arrest you
Pearl: huh?
Grian: As the founder of NAR (not a resistance ™) I am obligated to stop any resistances against the king
Pearl: What are you talking about?
Grian: I see what you and your group are doing
Grian: I know where you live!
Scar: See? I told you he was missing some braincells
Gem: Yeah, that's totally what's happening
Pearl: Yup! What is he even talking about? Resistance? Never heard of her! Hahaha
Gem: Hahaha, yeah, definitely nothing suspicious happening here
Gem: Me, Pearl and Impulse are absolutely not starting a resistance
Scar: That's good to hear! King RentheKing will love to know that everyone is happy about his kingship!
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Hermitchat // Chatfic
Fanfic(I'll add more details later) Some fictional conversations between the hermits and maybe some others :) Most of it will be comedy but ill see if I can add some angst
