Alanna Oneshots!

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Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!

Minyak Attack

Schwoz, Ray, Mika, Miles, Chapa, Bose, and Alanna are all watching Frozen II. Dr.Minyak is behind them.

Dr.Minyak:"Elsa is the fifth spirit."

Alanna screams as her eyes glow purple in anger and she growls at Dr.Minyak and bites him.

Mika:"I hate you!"

Ray:(Throwing popcorn at Dr.Minyak)"I've waited my whole life to see that movie!"

Back to the present.

Miles:"Ruining Frozen II was Dr.Minyak's most heinus crime."

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Villain's Night

Miles:"So, you know anything about all those books that got stolen from the Swellview library?"

Doug The Thug:"Stealing books? Nah, that's too evil for me. I'm just trying to flood a children's hospital."

Alanna:(In her head)"Okay, that is jank! I heard my sister Chapa say that once. Flooding a children's hospital is worse than stealing books from a library!"

Chapa:"Why don't you just flood the whole town?"

Alanna:(In her head)"WHAT did my sister say?!"

Doug The Thug:"What?"

Miles:"Yeah, what?"

Alanna:"Yeah, what?"

Chapa:"I'm just saying, you wanna be evil? Blow up the Swellview dam--"

Alanna:"Hey! Watch your language!"

Chapa:"I was using the word 'dam' to indicate a concrete wall that retards the flow of water!"

Alanna:"Oh 'dam'!"

Chapa rolls her eyes.

Chapa:"Anyway, as I was saying, blow up the Swellview dam. You'll flood the whole town."

Alanna:(In her head)"Wow. My sister's gone psycho."

Alanna:"No no! No no!"

Miles:"No I don't think that's a--"

Doug The Thug:"Okay, that is fantastic!"

Chapa:"You're welcome."

Doug The Thug:"I like you."

Chapa:"I like me too."

Alanna rolls her eyes.

Alanna:(Under her breath)"Oh god..."

Doug The Thug:"You are going places evil little girl."

Chapa:"Maybe I'm already there."

Doug The Thug does a hand gesture to Chapa and Chapa returns the gesture. Doug The Thug walks away. Alanna crosses her arms and turns to her sister. Miles turns to Chapa.

Miles:"Hmm?!"

Chapa:"I have ideas."

Chapa walks off.

Alanna:"Someday, I'm going to get my DNA tested and see if she's really my sister."

Miles:"Take my word for it."

Chapa:"THE CLOWN REBELLION!"

Alanna:"COMIN'!"

Alanna runs to catch up with her older sister.

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A Henry Among Us

When Chapa is kidnapped.

Alanna sighs.

Alanna:"I miss my sister."

Alanna:(In her head)"Hold on a second Alanna. With Chapa not around she won't be able to stop you from telling Bose that Chapa has a crush on him.'

Alanna looks to Bose who is doing therapy with Ray and Henry.

Alanna runs over.

Alanna:"Hey guys! Sorry to interrupt, but can I talk to Bose for a sec? Thanks!"

Alanna pulls Bose aside.

Bose:"What's up Alanna?"

Alanna:"Okay, this is really big what I'm about to tell you."

Bose:"What?"

Alanna gestures for Bose to kneel down. Bose does so and Alanna whispers in his ear.

Alanna:(Whispers)"I have a secret to tell you."

Bose:(Whispers)"What's the secret?"

Alanna:(Whispers)"Chapa has a crush on you."

Bose's eyes widen in shock and surprise and he grins from ear to ear. Bose struggles to contain his excitement.

Bose:(Happily loudly whispers)"She does?!"

Alanna:"Shhh!(whispers)Yes, she does. You see, I read her diary and found out that she has a crush on you."

Bose:(Happily)"Whoa! That's awesome!"

Miles:"What's awesome?"

Bose:(Nervously)"Uh, nothing!"

Later when they put the virtual reality headsets on reverse and put them on Chapa and Mika, Rick Twitler notices this and walks over to them.

Rick:"What do you think you're doing?"

Alanna and Miles:"Getting my sister back."

After Mika and Chapa are back to normal.

Alanna:"Sis! I'm so glad you're back to normal!"

Chapa:"Me too!"

Bose:"Me three! I'm so happy you're okay! I was so worried about you!"

Chapa:(Blushing)"Really?"

Bose:"Yeah. Alanna told me you have a crush on me."

Chapa blushes even harder her face turned red. Half from embarrassment and half from anger. Her hands spark in anger.

Chapa:(Angrily)"ALANNA!"

Alanna:(Angrily)"Thanks Bose! So much for secrets!"

Chapa angrily screams and lunges for Alanna but Bose stops her.

Bose:"Whoa! Sparky! Calm down!"

Chapa:"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOW--"

Chapa gets cut off when she felt Bose's lips pressed against hers. All the anger inside of her vanished and she felt...dewy. Softish, even. Chapa is mesmerized by this current smooch. Chapa kissed back, closed her eyes, and wrapped her arms around Bose's neck while Bose wrapped his arms around Chapa's waist. Their lips parted with each other. Chapa and Bose never wanted this to end. Not at all. But they were running out of breath so they slowly pulled away with a 'click'. Bose looked lovestruck while Chapa looked shocked and surprised.

Chapa:"Bose..."

Bose:(Stroking Chapa's cheek)"Chapa...I have a crush on you too. You're caring, loyal, brave, smart, funny and pretty!"

Chapa:"Really?"

Bose:"Yeah! Chapa, will you be my girlfriend?"

Chapa:"Yes!"

Chapa and Bose kiss again.

Alanna:(Gushing)"Awwwwww~!(Singing)Geniune moments!"

Chapa and Bose break the kiss and Chapa turns to Alanna.

Chapa:(Sparking and singing)"You say that again and I will geniunely fry you."

Alanna:(Singing)"Geniunely sorry."

Bose:"Easy, Sparky."

Chapa stops sparking as she blushes.

Chapa and Bose kiss again.




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