Steddie oneshots

comfortable part 2

Kind: Fluff
Characters: Steve x Eddie (mlm) Will x Mike (mlm) Max X El (wlw)
Words: 3124

The next morning, Steve woke up and knew it was gonna be a shit day. He lay in bed for a bit before he heard the phone ring.

"What the fuck do you want?"

"Ooo fiesty are we today Harrington?"

"I'm not in the mood for your shit today Eddie"

"You wound me Stevie"

"What do you want?"

"I'm coming over to yr house bc my AC broke and Its getting really hot"

"what? why not go to nancys?"

"bc I want to go to your house idiot"

"whatever"

"bye Steve"

"bye"

He hung up. Steve rubbed his eyes before getting back into bed. He tried to get back to sleep but after a few minutes the door bell rang.

"FUCK OFF" he shouted.

Eddie opened the door and said:

"Honey im home"

"What don't you understand about fuck off?"

"hmm the tone of your voice. You say fuck off but in reality your tone is like 'oh kiss me my love'" He teased while making kissing sounds as he sat on Steves bed.

"I hate you"

"I know you do"

The phone rang again.

"Why do people keep calling me"

"What the fuck do you want?"

"whats up your ass this morning"

"HI ROBIN"

"oh never mind"

"Eddie shut up, Robin what do you want?"

"I was just gonna ask if you've talked to Mike about you know who"

"no I haven't whats yr point?"

"whys he over to your house? did you guys yk do it?"

"Hes at my house because his air conditioning broke and no we didn't do it"

"Was Robin implying us having sex?"

"SHUT UP"

"WAS SHE?"

"I DON'T KNOW SHUT UP"

"you got an attitude today don't you?"

"Eddie I love you but shut up"

"I thought you hated me"

"I SWEAR TO GOD-"

Steve hung up and walked over to Eddie who was laughing. Steve got on top of him and put his hand over his mouth.

"Shut up"

Eddie licked his hand making him take his hands off his mouth and rubbing them on Eddies jacket. Eddie laughed.

"You really are a piece of work"

"You signed up for this"

"I want a refund"