Mike
"It's called coffee you idiot."
"We weren't friends to begin with."
"American soldiers did not die so you could microwave pizza at home!"
Dustin
"I like rabbits!"
"Can I have thome peanut butter?"
"Don't steal the Lords money! ... which is for the boys-"
Lucas
"What's wrong with the third stall?" "You don't wanna know."
"We don't talk to tables like that!"
"Man's in more debt than the US."
Will
"You taught me to say no to bad things so I'm gonna start practicing that."
"Schizophrenia be like."
"Is it a friendly koala?"
Jonathan
"Did you just say Dobby is a fruit snack?!"
"You've lost pillow priveleges."
"You've heard of pot brownies next things gonna be cocake."
Steve
"What is this?! Russia?!"
"Meet me in the bathroom."
"Sexism at its finest."
Nancy
"I'll kick y'all in the knees."
"Have one more it's not gonna kill you!"
"Kill Paul McCartney."
Robin
"I crushed the economy and I'd gladly do it again."
"It's called Apple Pay."
"You can't airdrop money, douche!"
Eleven
"I don't wanna get punished for hurting others!"
"He's gonna experiment on children!"
"That's unholy!"
Max
"Is that the police?! I'm calling the weed!" "yeAHHHHHH"
"If I ever see you with ranch on pizza I'll kill you and kill you again."
"While we're young!"
