*A G E D U P*
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He is a sweetheart... he's just tired and can't really do anything. He tries to help you clean yourself up and stuff, but he just can't move around. He's T I R E D.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
He is obsessed with hair. On him, on everyone. Especially you. It is his favorite thing and messing with hair (mostly on you) is definitely a major turn on for him. But when he puts the amount of effort he put into at the Snowball if you touch his hair he will cry.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He has not once came into you. Or in a condom. He has never came, really.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has frequent wet dreams about you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Not experienced. Does not know what he's doing. Couldn't have less of an idea what he was doing.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Couch canoodle. Don't look it up. It's concerning.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He tries to be serious he just can't be and it's pretty funny.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not comfortable with this :)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's into it but pretty funny as well.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not in this Christian Minecraft server. He does not Jack off. (WHY IS IT CAPITALIZED?!)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Hair pulling (R +G)
That's basically it he's not very kinky.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Just his bedroom. Not yours because he's scared your parents would find out. His mom could not care less and honestly couldn't hear.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It's really hard because he has a low sex drive, but you kinda have to get physical to actually turn him on. Like moving your hand up his leg turns him on. That's basically all you can do.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Most kinks he would not do. Anything that involves more physical pain than needed is a no. Also non consensual shit.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He doesn't like oral. Neither Receiving nor giving.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Whatever you choose :)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Doesn't like them. He doesn't enjoy having a select time or risking getting caught.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's not really into any of that. If you're really into it, he'll definitely try it but would never bring something up.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He's on bottom so you can decide all that shit-
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't have anything.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't tease.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's pretty loud, come on, it's Dustin.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He walked in on you with a vibrator once and screamed "HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN" and ran away and didn't talk to you for a week.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
He's average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not very high. Like below average, and below the average of that.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Really quickly.
