Them as Things My Friends Have Said "There are teachers who I would not want to have guns." "Make sure to cover your boobies." "You mean these awesome pecks?" "You know when you're not being an asshole you're not all that bad." "That may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
Maniac or Heather Maniac
Pick up lines they "jokingly" use on you "Excuse me, you owe me a drink... *pause* Because when I saw you I dropped mine."
What They Call You Darlin', bitch, hoe, slut, baby. It ranges from sweet things to him being terrible.
*Rough or Gentle* Rough
*Top or Bottom* Top
Their Love Language Physical touch, or words of affirmation.
<When They're Drunk> Angry drunk. Breaks all kinds of shit, and will yell at anyone and everyone.
What Soulmate AU You'd Have Your soulmate can control your left hand
*What Age Do You Lose Your Virginity* 17.
<•You Hear Them Talking About You•> He was talking with his friends, and he forgot that you were supposed to be picked up. He always picked you up but now he was late. You knew where he was, so you decided to walk over. He wasn't very far but still far enough. "Bi-" you were about to say before you heard your name. "Y/N's the best peice of ass I've ever had. But they aren't like all the other broads. I can't believe I'm saying this but I could honestly see going somewhere with them." His friends all told stories about their partners and how they thought that too, but you didn't care. You were upset at first, but now you were happy that he had forgotten to pick you up...speaking of, you should probably go pick Max up.
Something Embarrassing They Did/Do Died.
When Did You Become Official To Their Friends As soon as you started dating, everyone knew that you belonged to Billy and no one would mess with you after that.
How Jealous Do They Get 10/10
Contact Names You: Bitch ❤️ Him: Dirty Hoe ❤️
How They React To A Rumor About You (This one's kinda specifically for guys but I guess anyone can read) "Y/N wears make up to cover up bruises from Billy abusing them. That's the only reason." He had a bit of an unfortunate reaction and *cough cough* punched them. Safe to say, theyre doing exactly what that rumor said.
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He's green your white
How They Spoil You He buys you almost anything you want.
What Song Reminds Them of You Runaway Baby-Bruno Mars "I love you so, that's what she'll say."
•When They Come Back After Something Bad Happens• (This is what would have canonically happened but in this fanfic we're just going to pretend this is an AU) You were pacing around your room. Billy had been missing for far too long...and he had been hanging out with Heather, too. You didn't know which one would be worse, because in your mind they were equal. Him dying, or him cheating on you. It sounded kinda fucked up, now that you were thinking about it but you just couldn't get it out of your head. He was probably cheating on you, and if not he was dead. You heard a knock on your door, and your heart skipped a beat. Is he okay? You thought to yourself and you opened it. It wasn't Billy. It was Max. She was crying, and she ran into your arms. You let her cry for about five minutes before she spoke. "He's gone, Y/N... he's gone." You stroked her hair and cried with her. You didn't know what to say.
*Would They Go Down On You* Yes.
<Stuff They Love About You> He loves that you're different than all the other broads he has been with.
How You Get Their Attention Slap his ass. He'll slap yours back, and soon enough you'll forget why you needed his attention because you're in a war.
How They Get Your Attention He'll whisper dirty things into your ear.
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) He'll get you a rag to clean yourself up with but that's just about it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) He's into the private areas.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He'll make sure he cums before you do.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Nothing he wants is a secret. If he wants anything he'll tell you. (He kinda just wants you to be top and be super sweet to him and he wants to call you mommy/daddy but*coughcough* you didn't hear that from me)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) He's experienced and he knows what he's doing.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 69. All the way.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He's very serious but he does tease which is terrible-
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Not comfortable :)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He's very into it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He doesn't normally have to because if he's horny he will tell you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Hair pulling (R+G) Impact (G) BDSM
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) A bedroom. Sometimes in the locker room.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) If you tease him- Lordy he will make it to where you cannot walk.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) He's actually *surprisingly* not into that non consensual shit.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Definitely prefers giving but will accept Recieving.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Very fast and rough.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Definitely. All the way.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Yes, he is.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He can go like three or four 8 minute rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Yes he does and he uses them on you a LOT.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) A lot.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He's loud but he can definitely be quiet.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He loves being called daddy but you called him "baby boy" once and his heart melted.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) He's quite a bit above average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) It's relatively high.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) It doesn't matter.
If You Asked Them To Go To Church "Hey baby?" "Yes, Y/N?" "Will you go to church with me?" "Oh hell no." You legitimately cannot convince him
