*Johnathan NSFW Alphabet*

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He can't take care of you, man falls asleep immediately afterwards so you're on your own.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Don't @ me but he's into your ass.
He's pretty proud of his di-

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
B. R. E. E. D. I. N. G. K. I. N. K. (Once again don't @ me)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Wants you to tie him up and ride him but *cough cough* you didn't hear that from me-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He did it with Nancy a lot but that's just about it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not comfortable with this :)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very into it. It's not even that awkward.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
High key jacks off a shit ton and just prays to God you won't come in.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage (R + G)
Degrading (R + G)
Praise (R + G)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Some strangers bed... *cough cough* Murray..

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
A lot of supposedly sexual things.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Really just not into non consensual sex that's basically it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Loves Recieving but he's great at giving too. Man knows how to use his tongue for wonders.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He's slower but he gets in DEEPER.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Definitely. Loves em. Will do em anywhere whenever one or both of you is horny.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yeah totally just nothing too dangerous!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last 2-3 8 minute rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He does. And will use them. And if you have anything you want to use on him he's almost always down.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not much vit he will.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's pretty loud. He doesn't want to be, but he can't help it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Joyce once walked in on you guys and Will heard about it and teased you while not teasing you guys about it at the same time. If the boy hadn't been through so much both of you would've killed him.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
He's pretty above average.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It's relatively high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Immediately.

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