Mike
-Dirty minded.
-But also completely confused
-Has no idea where he is
-Someone should probably go and help him
-Once he sees you he's just completely horny
-Someone probably needs to get drunk him therapy
Dustin
-Cries
-And cries
-And cries
-Like more than the Snow Ball
-Is baby
-You go and bring him home
-You hold him
-He's still crying
Lucas
-Really unusually quiet
-No one understands what the fuck happened
-Not as horny as normal.
-Honestly just wants to cuddle you
Will
-Overly confident
-Like an entirely different Will
-Also very extremely h o r n y and d o m i n a n t
-It's concerning
-You didn't know he was drunk before he umm.. *cough cough* fucked you until you couldn't walk-
-Then after a while he's really, really, really paranoid.
Johnathan
-Not very different
-The only difference is he's just really horny
-Legitimately anything you do will give him a boner
-He doesn't say anything about it but you probably notice
Steve
-H O R N Y
-Like even hornier than usual
-Would legitimately fuck you in front of everyone there
-PDA
-You're thankful he doesn't normally drink in front of a bunch of people
Nancy
-B U L L S H I T
-E V E R Y T H I N G I S B U L L S H I T
-Y O U A R E B U L L S H I T
-Yeah you know she doesn't mean it but it still hurts
-Low key tries not to get drunk because of that and she feels terrible about it because she knows what's gonna happen
-It happens every time.
Robin
-Says things that make everyone question their sanity
-Very deep thinker as normal
-You legitimately have to lock her in a room to make sure you won't need therapy by the time she's sober
Max
-A N G R Y
-Breaks things
-She calms down after a while
-Cries into your lap and talks about how much she hates her family (and sometimes about how she loves them)
-So much emotion from her
Eleven
-"where am I?"
-C o n f u s e d
-She doesn't like the feeling at all
-Gets really overwhelmed
-You stay with her
