Them As Things My Friends Have Said "The only thing that's long gone is my metabolism." "Use your pants." "New Jersey is a godless land."
Maniac or Heather Maniac
Pick up lines they "jokingly" use on you "Hear that? The forest wants you to go out with me." ("Or maybe you're just high.")
What They Call You Y/N, babe, baby, mine, girl/boyfriend. And a lot of possessive things.
*Rough or Gentle* Rough
*Top or Bottom* Switch
Their Love Language Physical Touch, and Quality Time.
<When They're Drunk> Horny mf. (No literally, will fuck your mom when he's drunk that's how horny he is)
What Soulmate AU You'd Have You can hear what music your soulmate listens to.
*What Age You Lose Your Virginity* 18.
<You Hear Them Talking About You> You and Eddie were supposed to go on a date after Hellfire (you aren't in the club), and you were supposed to drive. You arrived only like five minutes before he asked you to, but that five minutes was enough to get you to hear something he didn't want you to hear. You walked up to the door and heard your name. "Oh, Y/N?" Eddie asked. "They're amazing. Honestly best sex I've had-" "Is that all you guys do?" One of his friends asked. "Oh, no," he laughed. "They're so sweet, and a lot of the time we don't even speak of sex... I dunno. I guess it's what most people tend to talk about so it's what I talk about." "Well what do you guys do besides that?" You heard one of the younger members ask. "We watch a lot of things together. Every Friday night we go out to some restaurant...Normally I wouldn't be into the spending of money but the getting it, but they're different." You smiled, and walked back outside.
Something Embarrassing They Did/Do He accidentally ate dog food once...but then again, who hasn't?
When Did You Become Official To Their Friends Whenever you wanted to. He could not care less whether his friends know or not unless they were hitting on you.
How Jealous Do They Get 9/10
Contact Names Him: Eddie My Love 💙 (This song has been stuck on replay in my head since I started writing this) You: Mine ❤️
How They React To A Rumor About You "Y/N's only dating Eddie for the drugs." He laughed, knowing that you didn't do any of them. He won't do anything about it until you're uncomfortable.
Your 3AM Messages
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Either one.
How They Spoil You (My headcanon is that this man can cook. And bake too. He's amazing at it) He will make you any food you want whenever you want it. This man will make you fat and be like that one meme where it's like "I can't eat anymore you're making me fat" "I know it's so you won't leave me."
What Song Reminds Them Of You Electric Love-BØRNS "Baby you're like lightning in a bottle, I can't let you go now that I got it."
•<When They Come Back After Something Bad Happens•> (Note I'm only at the third episode of season 4 so I'm bound to get something wrong) They got all the legal issues sorted out with Chrissy, and Eddie was proven innocent. You still hadn't seen him, though. Your parents had prevented you from going to anything that involved him because they thought that he was the murderer. You never lost hope, you knew he would be fine. You heard a knock on your door, and you went to open it. It was Eddie. You jumped into his arms and cried. You couldn't form any words, you just wanted to hold him and cry. (When the reality is, he was holding you) "Y/N...it's okay, I'm here... I'm back now. And I won't ever leave you again. I promise, I swear to it."
*Would They Go Down On You* Yes.
<Stuff They Love About You> He loves your face. Yes.
How You Get Their Attention You have to say his name a million times on repeat. And if that doesn't work start kissing all over his neck.
How They Get Your Attention He'll kiss you all over.
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) He actually takes pretty good care of you. And he'll stay there with you until you fall asleep. Then he'll either go to sleep with you or do whatever he needs to do.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) Hands. Just hands.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) High key has a breeding kink.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Wants to tie you up against the bed and then rail the absolute life out of you while you tell him you can't take anymore but he keeps getting more and more out of you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) He's knows what he's doing. You are not his first time.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Reverse cowgirl.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He can be both serious and humorous.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Not comfortable. :)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) It all depends on how it started.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Never really gets off on his own anymore.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Degrading (R+G) Praise (R+G) Hair Pulling (R+G) Impact (G) Punishment (G) Orgasm Denial (G) BDSM
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Hellfire.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Almost anything.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Age play.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Amazing at giving but definitely prefers receiving.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) All depends.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Yes. Whenever.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's pretty game for anything.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) As many as you can last ;)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Yea he owns them and uses them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He likes to tease quite a bit.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He's pretty quiet.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) It would legitimately turn him on so much if you denied him an orgasm.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) A bit above average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Pretty high.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He doesn't really fall asleep.
If You Asked Them To Go To Church Oh hell no this man is way beyond repentance.
What Stiles Quote They Are "Depends how you define lying." "Well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?" "Pffft reclining your body in a horizontal...position?"
