A G E D U P (except on the like- certain ones that I say like "he's a teenager what do you expect")
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He's unfortunately not that great. He basically leaves you to take care of yourself after you have sex. He's not trying to be mean, it's just the way he is.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
He likes his mouth. Not the shape, not the way it looks, he doesn't care about that. He knows what he can do with it and he knows how to drive you absolutely crazy with it.
And he loves your mouth too. He knows what you can do with it, and he knows YOU can drive him crazy with it. But he's always after that.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Has a weird kink that's not a breeding kink but likes cumming into you... if that makes sense.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Would love for you to deny him the ability to orgasm, but would never admit it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He's not experienced at all. The farthest he ever went before you was making out with Eleven.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl. (Idk what this type of thing is called for guys)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Mike is Mike. There's no other way to explain this.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not comfortable with writing this but if someone really wants to know I'll try to come up with something :)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Same with G. He's himself and there's really no other way to say this.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Man masturbates just a bit more than the average. Come on, he's a teenager. He's gonna be horny.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Hair pulling. (R + G)
Orgasm Denial (R)
Lingerie (Idek at this point)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The basement.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If you tease him at all- that boy will get SO riled up. So be prepared for a LONG night if you do anything that would tease him in the slightest.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Just not really into anything that dangerous. I mean, knife play is moderately okay as long as it's not that bad. But like past that is a HELL no.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Oh boy is he great at it but would much rather receive.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Man starts out fast and rough but then he just completely *drops the pace and could not continue if he wanted to*
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves em. They're great. Will do. As long as you're good with it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Oh yeah as long as it doesn't really involve going to the Upside Down he's pretty into anything.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can really only go for one unless you guys switch the positions (Cue me listening to Positions by Ariana Grande unironically)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He has a few. Will very much use them if he has to, but he uses those if you tease him just to tease you just as much.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh man is a complete tease.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's pretty loud and makes quite a few different noises. Whimpers and moans are mostly the only ones you hear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
You once asked him to carve his initials in your inner thigh with a knife and he actually did it and as carefully as he could. He did pretty well actually. So you have a scar that says "MW" on your inner thigh. You could've gotten a tattoo. But no.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Hes thin but he's looooong.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Just a bit above average.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
All depends on how many rounds you go and what time it is.
