If you don't know what I'm gonna say Im dissapointed...
A G E D U P
Also not me listening to Should I Stay or Should I Go-
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Y'all take care of each other. You clean each other up, and then y'all just go to sleep.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
He doesn't care much for anything that he has, but he is obsessed with your legs. It's weird. But also kinda Cute at the same time.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Kinda an overstimulator. He doesn't mean it or anything, but he could definitely make you orgasm multiple times and he means it in the best way but he does overstimulate you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Actually prefers being on top but would never admit it. He just thinks that you enjoy being on top more and doesn't want to ruin that for you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He's not experienced at all. He doesn't know what he's doing, but he tries his best.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
CAT... Yeah... I need holy water.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Man does not want to be serious at all and it's sometimes really awkward but sometimes endearing.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not comfortable with this one :)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's awkward about it, and sex isn't really his thing. He definitely prefers non sexual physical touch.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He prefers you masturbating to actually having sex with you. He would never masturbate, he's not exactly the most horny person and sex isn't what he enjoys so he would much rather you do all of that yourself but if you want him to help he will-
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Hair pulling (R + G)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Mostly his room. (But you did actually do it in Castle Byers once)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Dirty talk. That's really the only way to get him horny.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Anything that could hurt either of you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He's great at giving. He doesn't really like reviving though.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Normally slow and sensual... (the only time he has ever been fast and rough was when he was absolutely wasted)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not into them-
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Not really unless you want to.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can go one to two. And they last like seven minutes.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't. He doesn't like using them. But he's cool with it if you have them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't at all (unless he's drunk). And he doesn't really like it when you tease him either.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's really loud. It takes all in him not to moan and whimper to make sure Joyce doesn't hear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Sometimes to make sure he won't moan he will bite into your neck or shoulder and leave hickeys and other marks. (Both Johnathan and Joyce know when you're going at it though they just won't say anything)
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
He's average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not high at all.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
About thirty minutes to an hour afterwards.
