Y'all this is both a joke and not a joke so-
Some are aged up, some are just them. (You'll know)
Mike
You just walked up to him and slapped his ass.
-Bitch legit moaned.
-You laughed so fucking hard at it, and he RAN away.
Dustin
You were bored, so you just decided you would spank him. It wasn't hard or anything, it just took him by surprise.
-"Hello-"
-He covered his ass up so you wouldn't smack it again. He's legitimately scared of you now.
Lucas
He wasn't paying attention to you so you walked over and just *popped* him on the ass.
-"what the- Y/NNNNNN!"
-he's used to it at this point
Will
You heard that Max would do it to Lucas, so you decided to do it to Will.
-Man legit screamed.
-It scared him but he turned red and legit got a boner.
-You helped him after that but you kept teasing him with that after it.
Johnathan
(It was in front of Joyce) You just decided you would do it, so you did.
-"Y/N!"
-Joyce was laughing her ass off. Made her love you even more.
Steve
You just decided you would slap his ass to get his attention.
-"Nuh uh, that's my job."
-He did it to you
-Soon enough you were basically in a war and you both were hiding your asses from eachother.
Nancy
You had kinda intended for it to be a tap, but it was a bit harder than intended.
-She gasped, but then tried to hide any other emotion.
-She was gonna get revenge later.
Robin
You guys genuinely had a competition over who could shock the other most.
-You did it in front of Steve
-She did that "mmmhmmhmmhmm" laugh some people do when their frustrated.
-You won, but she was gonna get revenge later.
Max
She bet you couldn't make her blush. You proved her wrong.
-She did slap you though.
-Not as a "get the fuck away from me" thing it was a joke.
Eleven
You don't do it to her cause she would be too confused.
Billy
You did it in front of his friends
-He legit screamed
-You were screaming later that night though...
Eddie
You had come to pick him up from Hellfire and he introduced you to his friends.
-"so you're Eddie's lover?"
-"yep. I'm Eddie's wonderful *slap* lover."
-Everyone laughed
-He was high key embarrassed
