MASAYOSHI SHIDO, DIET BUILDING, SHIP.
6:37 PM.
SHADOW SHIDO: FINAL FORM
"PANTHER , CROW, ON MY LEFT, MONA ON MY RIGHT!" Joker yelled, and all of the required phantoms fell into place.
After 0.0004 milliseconds into battle Akechi fell into a rage and ran over to Morgana... And picked him up.
"M-MEOW?! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING CROW?! HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CAT!" The brunette yelled and threw Morgana at the grotesquely buff shadow.
On impact a loud bonk reverberated throughout the ship, A bongo bonk.
The silence that followed was nearly deafening, Out of the corner of his eye he saw Akechi stifling a laugh.
The long silence was broken by Morgana yelling, "Yeowch! WHAT THE HELL CROW?!" And he quickly sped over after the shadow took a swing at him. He began giving Crow a stern talking to when Ryuji, From the sidelines, Yelled, "YO! WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE A BONGO, OR WHAT?!"...Skull was ignored.
«---------------END OF BATTLE--------------»
Shido's shadow was lying on the ground, saying some shit about not having felt forgiveness for fifty years or something, Idk don't ask me, I didn't pay attention.
He continued his little speech until Skull squatted down and slapped his bald head, The bongo noise reverberated throughout the ship, All of the thieves including Akechi (surprisingly) burst out into hysteric laughter.
"HEY! Stop laughing!" Shido attempted to silence the children but to no avail.
Akechi crouched down, sword still drawn and everyone shut up... Until he gave his sword to Akira/Ren/Joker/TheWildcard/Persona5protag/AkechiFucker69/WhateverYouWantToCallHim and everyone let out a sigh of relief.
He began slapping his head in a tune that sounded vaguely familiar... I think it goes bew ne new new bew ne new new x2 bop bop.
Then Ryuji had the bright idea to tug on Crow's hair to see if the instrument hair was a genetic thing...
The sound of somebody playing bass echoed throughout the ship.
Joker blinked and Akechi was gone, He looked up and he was falling from the sky with the intent to kill.
Akechi murdered all of the phantom thieves but spared Joker and they got married and had a family.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
«---------------THE END--------------»
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Shido "Bongo" Masayoshi
Hayran KurguThis is a crack fic based off of a conversation in a discord server. Also there will be P5R spoilers! Basically Shadow Shido's head makes a bongo noise if you slap it, The phantom thieves figure this out accidentally... By Akechi throwing Morgana at...
