Gotta Love The Chaos

My Bombs Are Away

Pairing: Smiley x 2014-16 Raph

Background: Raph had been sneaking out of the lair most nights. One night he sneaks in with someone who's injured and tries to keep them away from his brothers.

Raph snuck out for the fourth time this week to go see his crush. A skateboard riding, mask wearing, voice hidden, unknown gender of a person has stolen the big bad Raphie's feelings. Raph made it to the meeting rooftop. He saw Smiley, his mega crush, doing some tricks while juggling bombs.

"Hey look. Grandma finally showed up." They put the bombs away and turned to Raph. He absolutely hated that Smiley calls him grandma. "Does your brothers know you knit? I mean seriously. YOU KNIT LIKE A GRANDMA! Hey don't worry the oldest that lives with me knows how to knit as well... Buuuut if I try to make fun of him he'll kill me, literally." They put their skateboard on their back.

"Ha ha. Really funny. If you can't make fun of him then why do you making fun of me? It's not like you're any better, clown. You know how to juggle." Raph rolled his eyes. Smiley walked over to him.

"Looky here Grandma. I can't make fun of him because he's literally lord Diavolo's adopted son. You are a turtle, that knows how to knit. Why is it always the "big bad and scary" ones know how to knit!? And hey my juggling has saved me multiple times." Smiley slapped Raph's shoulder. "Now let's get the party  started." Both of them dashed across rooftops. Smiley got on their skateboard and Raph was running.

"Now this is more like it!" Raph yelled. The foot clan started to group around them. "Now the night really started getting fun!" Smiley put up their skateboard and pulled out two guns.

"GET FUCKED BITCHES!" Smiley started shooting them as Raph took some down. Smiley saw a ninja about to stab Raph's neck. "LOOK OUT!" Smiley used one of their heads to launch them over in front of the ninja. They got stabbed between the ends of their rib cage.

"SMILEY!" Raph took out the remainder of them and scooped up Smiley. "Dude, are you ok?" Smiley took a bloody hand off of the wound and put it against Raph's cheek. "S-Smiles?" Raph started to rush to the nearest manhole.

"Ey.... Raphie? I... Love... Ya knitting. I joke about it.... But I like it... Raph... Don't let... Ugh... me pass out. I don't... want to go into... a coma." Raph made it down the manhole and rushed to his room. Smiley told him what to do to keep them from bleed out.

A few hours later and Raph left his room to got to the kitchen. Smiley had the middle of their torso wrapped up and who is completely souped up on antibiotics, painkillers, anesthetics. They were passed out on Raph's bed without a shirt on. Their dusty pink turtleneck and black tank top was in the wash. They had their mask off.

"So where have you been going? I know you've been sneaking out." Leo walked in the kitchen. Raph was making two sandwiches. "Why are you making two sandwiches?"

"You have no proof and I'm extremely hungry. Why else would I make two sandwiches?" Raph left and bumped shoulders with the oldest. He made it to his room and Smiley sat up. They took some pain killers and an anesthetic.

"Ooohhh smamichest... I love... Food." They grabbed it and Raph stared at the scars on Smiley's chest. Smiley are the food and then hugged Raph. They were babbling about something and then passed out.

"At least they ate." Raph finished his sandwich and then left for the kitchen again. "Are you gonna stalk me now?" Leo walked out.

•Raph's pov•

"Raphael. You sneak out almost every night for months. What are you doing? Are you going on patrol or are you seeing someone?" He got real close to me. I glared at him.

"I don't know what you're talking about." I shove past him and sat in the living room. Donnie was typing away at his computer. Mikey was riding his skateboard. Leo sat in the chair near the couch. I turned on the TV and after a few minutes everyone heard a bang.

"GRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!" We all bounced up and Smiley comes in limping. "You should have told me THAT MY ARTERY WAS PUNCTURE IN MY THIGH! Ugh. Oh shit." They fell forward and I caught them.

"Smiley what are you doing!?" I yelled.

"Existing out of anger. What does it look like? Happiness?" Smiley got up and I shoved me aside. Leo held his sword out to Smiley who smirked. "Ooohhh. No wonder you call him fearless." Smiley looked at me and then Leo. "I still got this though." Smiley had their gloves on, it goes to their elbows. He dug his palm into Leo's plastron and shocked him. Leo fell to the ground.

"LEO!" We all yelled. "What in the world are you doing!?"

"I'm on a large dose of antibiotics, painkillers, and anesthetics. I put my gloves on a large but non lethal shockwave that will course through his entire body. He's fine." Donnie helped Leo up.

"Ok well I should probably introduce you. Leo, Donnie, and Mikey. This is Smiley."

"That's lame! I'm so much cooler! I'm Oliver Parker and I'm souped up on meds! I go by the name of Smiley! The Crying Smiley! I'm one of the baddest there is! And this man right here!" Oliver pointed at me. "Thiiiiissss man!" He started to slur. "I'MA MARRY THIS MAN!" They passed out.

"And this is why they don't let you meet people. We are even dating. Why do you want to marry me?" I laid him on the couch and Leo stood up. "Okay I was lying. I've been sneaking out to see them. They saved me from getting killed. I didn't see a guy coming at my exposed neck and he jumped in front of it to save me." Donnie started to fix up their wound.

-a few hours later-

"So you're going to marry me?" I smirked.

"I was drugged up." He faced away from me. "Plus I would like to ask you on a date first." He smirked.

"Well what time and place?" He leaned against me.

"How about tomorrow when the drugs wear off. About... uuuuhh... 9:30 pm. Meet me at the normal place and you can meet my "brothers". My family consists of only the worst guys except we're all not that bad of guys." He joked.

"Gladly." He kissed my cheek and left on his skateboard.

"CALL ME SEXY!" And after that, he usually had his bombs away and his lips on mine.