Birthday hued.....

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Shaurya- Toh kaise kapde loon uske liye? Dress loon jo woh pehnti nhi hai zyada yaa kuch jo uske liye comfortable ho? Yaa kya?

Reema- Sach kahun toh usse ek jacket ki bohot zaroorat hai. Uske paas ek phati hui sweater hai. Aur aapko toh pata hai naa yahan ki thand kitni zyada hai.

Shaurya- Aur usne iss cheez ka galat matlab nikala? I mean I don't want her to think it's charity.

Reema- You are doing it out of love naa. Aur aisa hua toh samjha dungi usse mein. Aur thandi ka mausam shuru hone hi wala hai. Usse kaam aa jayega.

Shaurya- Ok but I want it to be special. He enters the shop and buys the jacket and along with that starts looking for a nice dress for her birthday. There is beautiful pink color salawar kameez put on display with a frilled dupatta and silver floral work on it. He decides to purchase that for her. Then he hurriedly goes home and knocks outside Kanchan's door.

Kanchan- Yes bhaiya?

Shaurya- Iss pe stitch karna hai. Mujhe I mean...

Kanchan- Bhaiya mein kar dungi naa.

Shaurya- Nhi mujhe hi karna hai. Woh gift hai. Ispe uska naam stitch karna hai aur andar ki taraf kuch alag letters. R, B and S....

Kanchan- Woh kya hai RBS?

Shaurya- Rama, Babli aur Shaurya. R^2 kar dena for Reema. Ab A bhi kar hi dena. Oh God this seems like a crowd on a jacket. Sabko cover kaise karenge. Ok just do the A for Anokhi..... That's it. And maybe the R on the inside. That's it.

Kanchan- Achaa woh ho jayega. But you are such a sweet heart. Sasu maa ko pehle impress karna hai haan?

Shaurya- Agar ladkon ke dil ka raasta pet se hokar jata hai toh ladkiyon ka family se. So I hope usse pasand aayega.
Kanchan teaches him to stitch and they were goofing when Devi enters and was shocked to this.

Devi- Mere bete se yeh kaam karwa rhi ho?

Shaurya- What is the big deal badi maa! Aap bhi naa! Kanchan ko aise sunati ho I don't like it. Aur aise mat sunana. Maine bola isse.

Devi- Par!

Shaurya- Aap naa topic ko kheechna zaroori hai? Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai khush hi nhi dekna chahti aap mujhe.

Devi- Shaurya? Beta aisa!!!!

Shaurya- Badi maa. I love you par mujhse nbi hora. Dum ghutta hai mera. Isliye mein soch rha apna flat lene ka. Mein dekhna chahta hoon ki kya mein apna ghar basa sakta hoon, apnd dum mein. I want to take the adult one responsibilities that I want to take up. Please badi maa.

Devi- Beta! Aise chodke jaoge hume? Humne kya kia bas tumhe dher saara pyaar dia taki ek din tum yeh kaho ki humara pyaar ghutan hai? Khair maa baap ka hi kaam hota hai bachon ko bada karna. So humne kia. Baki teri marzi....

Shaurya- Thanks badi maa. I love you. I am glad aap samjh gye. Yes!!!
And he showers badi maa with kisses.

Devi is shocked at the kisses as well as that he didn't get emotionally manipulated. Maybe she should have pitched her performance higher and made it more melodramatic. But what would she do know? Should she pretend to be unwell. Not so soon. It would be conspicuous. Maybe after a day or two she would show she became weak and he would have to stay back.  But this sudden change in his personality was strange. What had happened? She had seen him date women earlier but never had he behaved like this. So this could not be a love affair. He had never done these things in love. So what was it? She had to find out. But this dhamki of leaving home was a the weirdest of all. One fine day he gets up and wants to not be at this place where he spent a large portion of his life in? What had happened?

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