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Shaurya- Itne der tak bas naha rhi hai? Itna late kaun karta hai haan! Aur yeh koi waqt hua nahane ka!!!!

Reema- Woh maine bhi kahan. But jsse fresh hona tha milne se pehle.

Shaurya- Milne se pehle! Milna bhi hai usse! Mein yahan wait kar rha hoon uska. Usko kaho ki taiyar hi hoti rhe. Mein nikal rha hoon coffee shop se.
But as soon as the words left his mouth he regretted it. Even if she didn't need to meet him, he did.
Aa rha hoon college wahin mil lunga.

Shaurya came to the college gate and waited in his car and his beautiful stepped out in light pink salwar. She was gorgeously late. One part of him wanted to forgive as this beauty would have deserved waiting. She was a beauty but he was her wannabe buddy. And buddies can't wait to chatter away. So he was equally disappointed.

Anokhi- I know late hoon but kya karun! Taiyar hona bhi tha.

Shaurya- Anokhi aadha ghanta wait karwaya. 20 min coffee shop mein aur baki yahan gadi mein.

Anokhi- Arre gadi mein ac toh thi naa toh rukne mein kya problem hai?

Shaurya- Haha! Very funny. Intezar karane ka kitna shauk hai madam ko. Ek toh letter ka koi jawab nhi itne dino se upar se late.

Anokhi- Kaunsa letter?

Shaurya- Jo maine... Ek second pohoncha kaise nhi.
Shaurya calls the delivery person and starts shouting.

Shaurya- Tumhe koi kadar nhi hai kya kisse ke feelings ki? Mera letter kis naale mein pheka hai? Sharm nhi aati tumhe.

Anokhi- Arre chilana band kijiye! Ab samne hoon naa kehdo.

Shaurya- Keh kaise doon! Kehna kitna mushkil hai. Tumhare samne aata hoon toh bas gale lagane ka mann karta hai zor se. Jaise tum Santa Claus ho yaa koi fairy. Bas jaise tumhe gala lagakar jaise mere saare wishes pure ho jayenge. Kya kahoon! Ki tumhe bohot miss kia. Aur jab tum paas ho toh woh feeling yaad nhi jo tab thi jab tumse door tha. Mein toh bubble bath ke bulbule bhi tumhare sath share karna chahta hoon aur jasmine flavored body wash bhi. Bathroom ka aaina bhi tumhare bina mere size ka nhi lagta. Tumhare sath 50-50 karunga tabhi thoda mera lagega. Aur side table par tumhari chabiyon ke gucche ke bina mera phone ko bhi tumhara number ghumane ka mann karta hai. I love you! Anokhi! The most beautiful word that I ever said. Jisse mujhe mein khoobsurat lagne lagta hoon! I love you!!! I love you so much. Ki gussa tak nhi ho paa rha.

Anokhi- I too. I mean like you too! Actually kafi pasand ho aap mujhe! Itni saari baatein toh nhi aati. Aur jitni aati hai kehdi. But aapke liye baatein dhundne ka mann karta hai. Kyunki kuch har pal aapke sath share karne ka mann karta hai. I really, really like you PS!

Shaurya- Hmm. I... I Iske baad kuch kehne ko nhi rha. Saari baatein khatam ho gyi. Par kuch kami si lag rhi hai alfazon ke bina.

Anokhi- Chaliye mujhe miss karne ke eliva aapka trip kaise tha?

Shaurya- Tumhe miss karne ke eliva kia hi kya! Aaj tak itne trips pe gya hoon. Aaj tak har trip same saa lagta tha. Par yeh trip! Kuch khas tha!!! Kuch jo tumhari yaadon ke sath par tumse door tha.

Anokhi- Ohho! Par ab toh mein hoon naa PS. Khair yahan se kahin chale? Coffee peene? Iss coffee ka mein bohot zyada wait kar rhi thi.

Shaurya- Itna hi wait kar rhi thi toh thoda time se hi aa jati!

Anokhi- Arre aap thodasa wait nhi kar sakte....

Shaurya- Koi sorry nhi seedha shikayat!

Anokhi- Arre! Aapko nhi wait karwaungi toh kisse karaaongi!

Shaurya- Apni di ko karwa lena!

Anokhi- Di ko! Di ko? Di badi hai mujhse.

Shaurya- Waah aap kehti hai aap hume bhi aur jab wait karwane ki baat aayi toh aap se tum ho gye haan?

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