Discrete parodies

Deal Maker

Shaurya- Anokhi kya karna chahiye?

Anokhi- Har insaan maafi ke layak hota hai maybe? But the whole point is it doesn't matter. As long as aapko yeh sabak mil gya ki Aastha ma'am aapse kitna pyaar karti hai. Aapko unke pyaar ki aisi aadat pad gyi ho ki ab unpar aankhein moond kar bharosa kar sake? Aapko pata chala ho ki aap apne papa ke sath kya khoya.

Shaurya- Hmmm. Par mein aisi khush bhi hoon aur nhi bhi.

Anokhi- Aap wahi rho jahan ho. Sabbarwaal mansion jaane ko kisne kahan. Bas hafte mein ek baar milne se kuch hoga thodi?

Shaurya- Hmmm. True. Dekhte hai. Smart idea.

Anokhi- Thank you. Professor Saab.

Shaurya- Sirf Ahir bulata hai Professor Saab.

Anokhi- Oh! Bromance?

Shaurya- Nahi bro hai woh mera. Aur naa hi yeh romance hai. Yeh toh bas meri sahanshakhti hai.

Anokhi- Arre! Aap nhi sudhrenge. Ahir ji mein kharabi kya hai.

Shaurya- Kharabi kuch nhi hai. Banda theekh thak hai.

Ahir- Thank you Professor sahab.

Shaurya- Tum yahan?

Ahir- Waise Anokhi ji ke choice ho. Tum mein bhi kuch toh baat hai.

Shaurya- Thanks. Yaad rakhna mein choice hoon.

Ahir- Pata hai. Choice ho unke. But yeh bhi yaad rakhna ki dost hoon unka. Unhe dost chuna maine. Toh sambhal kar proffesor Saab. Woh kya hai naa boyfriends aate jaate rehte hai. Bffs permanent hote hai.

Shaurya- Ek second meri girlfriend nhi hai zindagi hai. Police wala hoke ek aam nagrik ki zindagi loge? Woh bhi pyaar mein nihaate nagrik ki?

Anokhi- Achaa. Aapka jhagda meri expertise mein nhi. I am out.

Shaurya- Ruko toh....
Anokhi cuts the phone.

Shaurya- Manhoos inspector kis khushi mein aaye ho.

Ahir- Khushi mein nhi kaam se aaya hoon.

Shaurya- Kaisa kaam?

Ahir- Hmmm. Baithke baat kare?

Shaurya- OK. Kaho?

Ahir- Dekhiye Shaurya. Anokhi ji ne jo case file kia hai. Uske baare mein hai.

Shaurya- Kya hua?

Ahir- Woh case court mein pesh hua hai. And court ke judge ke hisab ke ek tattoo kafi nhi hai for identification.

Shaurya- What!

Ahir- Haan Shaurya. Aur humare paas saboot nhi hai isse zyada.

Shaurya- Anokhi yeh baat janti hai ki woh chut gye.

Ahir- Haan.

Shaurya- Usne mujhse kahan kyu nhi! Par tum kyu kehne aaye ho yeh baat.

Ahir- Kyunki case tum dono ne file kia tha. Tumne case file kia for physical assault. So haan mera farz hai tumhe inform karoon.

Shaurya- Hmmm. Par Anokhi shayd nhi chahti ki mujhe pata chale. Isliye uss mat kehna ki I know. I mean.... It's her choice right. Mein kaun hota hoon demand karne wala ki woh mujhe sab kuch aakar bataye.

Ahir- Gussa aur ego kahan gya aapka proffesor?

Shaurya- Anokhi ne gadi khidke ke bahar phek dia. (Remember this from episode in which Anokhi and Shaurya are returning from Kapurthala?)

Ahir- Kya?

Shaurya- Kuch nhi. Pyaar insaan ko badal deta hai. I guess and hope in good ways.

Ahir- I hope so too. Samjhdar banne lage ho proffesor.

Shaurya- Tum bhi bano. Yehi dua karta hoon.

Ahir- Arre mein already hoon. Banne ki zaroorat nhi.

Shaurya- Hote toh nhi kehte ki mein samjhdar hoon.

Ahir- Haan?

Shaurya- Tum nhi samjhoge. But thanks! Humara tashan toh chalega. But yeh show mein filler ke hisab se chal jayega. Par after all show ka naam Shaurya aur Anokhi ki Kahani hai bas yaad rakhna.

Ahir- Hmmm. Woh pata hai mujhe. Par zindagi mein har kirdar ki kuch aukat hoti hai. Pata nhi shayd koi din iss kahani ko puri karne mein iss Ahir ki zaroorat pad jaye? You know!

Shaurya- Aisa hua toh tumhari hi puja karunga I promise!

Ahir- Ab bohot hua! Mein kahan tha mere paas time nhi fizul cheezon ke liye. Chalta hoon.

Shaurya- Haa chalte baniye. Roka kisine nhi hai. Bye!

Ahir- Chalo kamsekam bye toh kahan aapne. Bye!

Ahir leaves.

Shaurya- Waise kahan tha! Anokhi se advise. Uska advise galat toh nhi hoga. Maybe try karna chahiye. Plus ek extreme se dusre extreme jaana? What sense does it make? She is so right. I don't have to move in. Just stay in touch. Let me tell mom dad....

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