Incorrect Quotes (NOT RELEVANT TO THE STORY)

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Just have some incorrect quotes while I write chapter ten :)

Scar: We need to distract these guys
Mumbo: Leave it to me
Mumbo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Grian, BDubs, and Scott: *Immediately begin arguing*
Jimmy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Scar: Rules are made to be broken.
Mumbo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Grian: Uh, piñatas.
BDubs: Glow sticks.
Scott: Karate boards.
Jimmy: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Scar: Rules.
Mumbo:

Scar: Time for plan G.
Mumbo: Don't you mean plan B?
Scar: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Grian: What about plan D?
Scar: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jimmy: What about plan E?
Scar: I'm hoping not to use it. Cleo dies in plan E.
BDubs: I like plan E.

Scar, standing with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Mumbo.
Mumbo: How did you do that without turning around?
Scar: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

BDubs: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Grian: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Jimmy: I was arrested for being too cool.
Scott: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

BDubs: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Grian: *chugs entire bottle*
Grian: It's perfume.

Etho: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Impulse: I think you mean tricks.
Etho, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Scar: What's up guys? I'm back.
Mumbo: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Scar: Death is a social construct.

(No Scar is not one of the characters I have planned to die- I just thought this fit him- Scar is safe don't worry)

Grian: Must be hard not being able to laugh
BDubs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Pearl: I've never heard you laugh before
BDubs: I've never heard either of you say anything funny

Pearl: Where are you going?
Grian: To get coffee or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

BDubs: Grian and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Grian: Sentences.
BDubs: Don't interrupt me.

BigB: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
BDubs: Killed without hesitation.
BigB: No-

Scar: Am I in trouble?
Mumbo: Take a guess.
Scar: No?
Mumbo: Take another guess.

Grian: Cleo, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Cleo: Well of course I have.
Cleo: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Cleo: It's boring.

Cleo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Pearl: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Scar: You're my best friend, right, Mumbo?
Mumbo: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Scar: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Mumbo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Scar, desperately, as Mumbo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mumbo: Oh! B positive.
Scar: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mumbo:

(Mumbo is also not a character that's planned to die- Mumbo is safe as well-)

Jimmy: Okay, help me please!
Scott: Got two words for you.
Grian: I bet they won't be helpful.
Scott: Your problem.
Jimmy: You were right

BDubs: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Cleo: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.

Mumbo: Scar...
Scar: Oh no, 'Scar' in b-flat.
Scar: You're disappointed.

Scar: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Mumbo: Oh, I'm always running
Mumbo: The question is from what

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