The Secret Railway: Season 3 (Female Controller Reader)

Spud's on the Job

Now I'm a humble scarecrow, everybody knows

and most days you can find me in my field scaring crows

But I have many talents, you may miss them at first glance

And I can show you, given half a chance

Spud's on the job,

Now everything's okay

Just stand aside, I'm coming through

I haven't got all day

Spud's on the job,

That's all there is to say

Don't need a plan or a helping hand, 'cos Spud is on the way

I've got a little bit of a confession to make...

Now I'm a little weakness, as far as foods concern

I never seem to have enough, and I never seem to learn

But when it comes to building things, there's nothing I don't know

Prepared to be amazed, just watch me go

Spud's on the job,

Now everything's okay

Just stand aside, I'm coming through

I haven't got all day

Spud's on the job,

That's all there is to say

Don't need a plan or a helping hand, 'cos Spud is on the way

Sometimes, people think I'm not paying attention

And that's why I get things wrong

Sometimes, people are right...

Spud's on the job,

But things don't look too good

It's all gone wrong! Oh, I should've listened when I could...

Betty says I should learn by now to stick to what I know,

'Cos you need a plan, and a helping hand, and a friendly guy who understands

So I'll just stick to scaring crows

Spud (Spoken): (Laughs) Geroff!