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TW: Mention of organs

The most unhinged: uh guys. I accidentally lit my kitchen on fire

Switchblade: Patrick wtf

The most unhinged: it was an accident!

Bathtub: Sure-

Trashmouth: why do we need to know this?

The most unhinged: because my parents are on vacation and they left me in charge of the house

The only sane one: That's very stupid of them

The only girl: how tf do you accidentally light your kitchen on fire

The most unhinged: I was messing around with my lighter and a bit of hairspray and well here we are

Switchblade: My dad's sending ppl over

The most unhinged: ok

Paranoid: I just woke up.

Goyle rip off: Yeah because we needed that information

Trashmouth: I needed to know it so I can sneak into his house 😘

Paranoid: Fuck off

BillGates: Guys why are fire engines driving past my house

Switchblade: blame Patrick

The most unhinged: Fuck you

Draco Malfoy rip off: you're trying

Haystack: 💀💀💀

The only girl: Ngl Victor's kinda funny

Bathtub: I've heard better

The most unhinged: Victor I will fucking strangle you and gouge your god damm eyes out.

Draco Malfoy rip off: @Switchblade calm down your boyfriend 🙄

Switchblade: I'll cut your fucking dick off I swear to god

The only sane one: @Goyle rip off, is this normal?

Goyle rip off: Yep. Once Henry actually tried to do it

Haystack: How did this conversation turn from Patrick's house of fire to cutting dicks off?

Paranoid: I blame the bowers gang

The most unhinged: started with us and ended with us 😘

Trashmouth: Patty do you still think everything's fake

The most unhinged: I've been thinking that for 15 years wtf do you think?

Trashmouth: No?

Paranoid: Beep Beep Richie

The most unhinged: 🖕

Haystack: why is Patrick always on his phone

The most unhinged: they never said cyber-bullying was illegal

Trashmouth: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

BillGates: Richie I'm scared for your humour

Draco Malfoy rip off: guys Henry broke his arm

The only sane one: wtf how

Paranoid: been there done that

Trashmouth: 'Lover' 😍

Paranoid: stfu

Draco Malfoy rip off: he tried to fight me and Belch at the same time

The most unhinged: fucking idiot

Goyle rip off: the idiot that you love am I right Patrick?

The most unhinged: I will cut out your organs and force Victor to eat them.

Paranoid: I think I'm going to be sick

The most unhinged: wtf

Bathtub: mention of organs makes Eddie feel sick so um yeah

The most unhinged: organs organs organs organs

*Trashmouth has muted the most unhinged for 1h*

Trashmouth: stfu before I strangle you

Goyle rip off: if you did that Patrick would become an Avery kinnie

BillGates: who tf is Avery

Draco Malfoy rip off: Patty's dead brother

The only girl: oh shit

Trashmouth: 😟

Switchblade: whu the fyck srn't you twp callong the hosputdl?!

Draco Malfoy rip off: 💀💀

Goyle rip off: sorry bowers I'll do it now

The only girl: guys me and Ben are gonna go down to the quarry, wanna join?

Trashmouth: sure! I'll let Ed's know

BillGates: yep me and Stan are on our way

The only sane one: coming now!

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