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Trashmouth: still movin' his flavour

Paranoid: WITH THE HOMIES BLACKSTREET AND TEDDY THE ORIGINAL RUMP-SHAKERS SHORTY GET DOWN GOOD LORD BABY GOT 'EM OPEN ALL OVER TOWN STRICTLY BIZ SHE DONT PLAY AROUND COVER MUCH GROUNDS GOT GAME BY THE POUND

BillGates: EDDIE???

Bathtub: Eddie I love you for this

The only sane one: GETTIN' PAYED IS HER FORTE EACH AND EVERY DAY TRUE PLAYER WAY I CANT GET HER OUTTA MY MIND

Draco Malfoy rip off: (WOW)

The only girl: what the fuck is going on

Haystack: what on earth is going on in the House of Commons

The only sane one: 💀

Switchblade: should I get a buzzcut

The most unhinged: no

Switchblade: ok

Bathtub: why would you do that to urself 💀

BillGates: would cry but not bc ur bullying me but bc of that non-existent hair

Trashmouth: Buzzy Bowers

Paranoid: HELP

The only girl: I'm gonna call you that from now on 💀

Switchblade: BUT I DIDN'T GET IT

Goyle rip off: and never do

Draco Malfoy rip off: I would actually sob real tears

The only sane one: Karma karma karma chameleon

Bathtub: DO U WATCH IMMA CELEB

The only sane one: YES DO U?

Bathtub: YES

The only sane one: OMG AHHH

Bathtub: AHHH

The most unhinged: @Switchblade, Look I have elbows!

Switchblade: AHHHH!

The most unhinged: AHHHH!

BillGates: Matt Hancock needs to go 😕

The most unhinged: Hancock? Sounds like Handcock

Draco Malfoy rip off: that's what I thought it was at first 💀

Paranoid: smh I'm a celeb is so unsanitary and weird

Trashmouth: nah cus I want Matt to either lose or win

Goyle rip off: agreed tbh

BillGates: yup

The only sane one: I loved the eating trial

Draco Malfoy rip off: when Matt had to eat the camel penis and the cows anus

Bathtub: don't forget the sheep vagina

Paranoid: WDYM HE ATE A DICK, PUSSY AND ANUS?! OMFG THAT IS SO UNSANITARY HE'S PROBABLY GONNA GET LIKE AN INFECTION OR SOMETHING! DOES NO ONE REALISE HOW GROSS AND UNSANITARY THIS SHIT IS?!

Trashmouth: But it's funny

Paranoid: it's disgusting!

The most unhinged: me and Henry were laughing our heads off

Switchblade: no, no, you mean YOU were laughing ur head off, I was throwing up in the bathroom

Trashmouth: why r u pregnant?

Switchblade: what?! No!

Paranoid: Richie boys can't get pregnant

Trashmouth: Oh yeah? Then explain this:🫃

Paranoid: that's an emoji, Rich

Trashmouth: 🤨😨

Goyle rip off: WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS JUST A PREGNANT MINION WONDERING AROUND IN THE EMOJI SECTION?

Trashmouth: um

BillGates: omfg

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