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Switchblade: FUCK MY LIFE

The most unhinged: hi

Haystack: wait what 😭

Switchblade: I HAVE HOMEWORK THAT I HAVE TO DO FUCKING HELL FAGGOT FAIRY HOMOSEXUAL CUNT WANKER TWAT BITCH SLUT SLAG WHORE HOE MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHIT

The only sane one: at least he didn't say the N word

The only girl: my main concern

Trashmouth: What happened to, hello, hi, hey, greetings, greetings and salutations

Paranoid: yeah ok JD

Trashmouth: OMG WAIT YOU'VE SEEN HEATHERS

Paranoid: yes 💀?

Bathtub: OMFG I LOVE YOU

BillGates: SAME

Draco Malfoy rip off: JD IS FINEEEE

Goyle rip off: CHRISTIAN SLATER 😍😍😍

The only sane one: he aged terribly I'm sorry

Haystack: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? HE IS FINE FOR HIS AGE

The only girl: I AGREE SO STRONGLY

Switchblade: what the mother fucking fuckety fuck

The most unhinged: my exact words

Draco Malfoy rip off: live, love, laugh, Christian Slater<3

Paranoid: live, love, laugh, Winona Ryder<3

Trashmouth: SPEAKING REAL INFORMATION

Bathtub: SHE AGED LIKE FINE WINE 🤭

BillGates: YES I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Haystack: Heather Chandlers actress died 😕

The only sane one: ur shitting my dick

Trashmouth: uh escguse me

The only girl: ESCGUSE ME??? 💀

Trashmouth: I MEANT EXCUSE ME 😡🖕

The most unhinged: yh sure

Paranoid: SHE'S DEAD???

Haystack: yeah :(

Goyle rip off: HOW DID SHE DIE WHAT

Draco Malfoy rip off: u didn't know? Brain tumour unfortunately🙁

The only girl: OMG NO 😕😕

Goyle rip off: FUCK TUMOURS

Trashmouth: YEAH!

The most unhinged: uh guys

Switchblade: oh god what now

The most unhinged: I got into a car crash

Switchblade: WHAT? 😭

Bathtub: day in the life of a true brexit geezer

BillGates: wake up and meet the wife susan

The only sane one: my little princess isn't she beautiful

The only girl: time to take george to football(bill won't be)

Paranoid: rev up the bugatti wheyyyy

Haystack: quick stop at toby's

Draco Malfoy rip off: and load up that plate

Goyle rip off: get a pint

Trashmouth: pitch looking lovely today lads

Bathtub: just abit of banter

BillGates: chippy makes a 38-0 loss better

The only sane one: pop down local pride

Paranoid: good old pie look at that

Haystack: susan made dinner lovely

Draco Malfoy rip off: pop down

Goyle rip off: have a couple pints with the lads

Trashmouth: and finish up at the fortress of dreams

Switchblade: what the actual fuck

The most unhinged: I think someone's dying

Haystack: oh dear god

Switchblade: how did this even happen

The most unhinged: so I was driving then this wanker in front of me stops his car when no red lights have gone off so I drive into his car then BOOM

Switchblade: you should never be allowed to drive, I'm coming to pick you up

Trashmouth: it's like it was meant to be

Bathtub: me and Bill were meant to be ❤️

BillGates: ❤️

Goyle rip off: ew get a room

Draco Malfoy rip off: ew get a girl

Haystack: LMAOOO

Paranoid: Ben 💀?

Haystack: I have Bev actually 🤭

Paranoid: well u certainly don't show it

Haystack: @The only girl, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY LIFE

The only girl: Ben that's the 5th time today 😭

Paranoid: nvm

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