Switchblade: crying
Draco Malfoy rip off: I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RN
Goyle rip off: 😭😭
The most unhinged: SHITTING TEARS
Trashmouth: did I miss something
The only sane one: no shit
Bathtub: watching the breakfast club for the first time
BillGates: Brian 💓
The only girl: BRIAN 🫶🫶🫶
Bathtub: Which one's Brian
Haystack: the nerd
Switchblade: Bender and Andy are the best
The most unhinged: you're only saying that bc you relate to bender
Switchblade: shut up you bender looking ass
The only sane one: nah Andy and Bender had some tension
Haystack: "you're sexy when you're angry" 🤨
Draco Malfoy rip off: sounds familiar
Switchblade: 🖕
Goyle rip off: oh yeah when we were in science like a couple years ago! Man you guys were so in love
Switchblade: shut up!
BillGates: Moving on
Haystack: what were you guys talking about before Stan said he was watching tbc?
Draco Malfoy rip off: OH OH OH!! SO BASICALLY SINCE P AND H HAVENT MADE THEIR RELATIONSHIP PUBLIC THERE'S THIS GIRL NAMED SUSAN THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HENRY RIGHT? SO SHE FOLLOWS US AROUND 24/7 THEN THIS OTHER GIRL NAMED LILY WALKED OVER TO US AND SAID "Denial is a river in egypt YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY"
Trashmouth: WHAT 💀
Paranoid: I've been told that once
The only girl: what when u and Greta were dating?
Paranoid: WE WERE NOT DATING!
Goyle rip off: denial is a river in egypt
The only sane one: her husband is gay
Paranoid: n1 I'm bi n2 we were not dating
The most unhinged: n3, you were
Trashmouth: Ed's ily but you were
Bathtub: weren't you the one that asked her out
Paranoid: what?! No!
Haystack: bffr
BillGates: You guys dated for like a month
Paranoid: it was barely a second
The only girl: so you admit it?
The most unhinged: L😮L
The only sane one: I don't want a lot for Christmas
Bathtub: ffs
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Bowers and Loser club gc
FanfictionWhen a teacher gets fed up with the Bowers gang and the losers club fighting, she gets their phone numbers and make them a gc to get them to interact
