Trashmouth: OOOO WOAH
Paranoid: AHHHHH
BillGates: LAST CHRISTMAS
Bathtub: I gave you my heart
The only sane one: BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
Draco Malfoy rip off: YOU GAVE IT AWAY 🙁
Goyle rip off: THIS YEAR
The only girl: TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
Haystack: I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL (SPECIAL)
The most unhinged: relatable
Switchblade: shut up that was 3 years ago
The most unhinged: 13 and confessing ur undying love for me. You must rlly love me
Switchblade: actually fuck off it was a note saying "ily (I mean it)"
Trashmouth: now I know what a fool I've been
Paranoid: but if you kissed me now
Haystack: Ik you'd fool me again 😢
The only girl: GUYS ITS SNOWING
Draco Malfoy rip off: HIDDILY DUCK DUCK DOO?
Goyle rip off: Vic ik ur high but what the fuck
BillGates: agreed 💀
Bathtub: yep! Me and Bev are hanging out rn bc we're going ice skating and it just started snowing
Paranoid: I hope you guys are wearing the correct clothing, you could catch pneumonia!
Bathtub: Eddie chill it was like 2 degree when we left so ofc we have the right clothing
Paranoid: ok
The most unhinged: I just hit Henry in the balls with a snow ball
Switchblade: I hate you
Trashmouth: how'd you feel Bally Bowers
Switchblade: Don't call me that
The only sane one: guys it's snowing!
BillGates: Bit late Mike
Trashmouth: WHEN YOU'RE POOR AT CHRISTMAS
Paranoid: WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT
Bathtub: with no food left to eat
BillGates: AND NO SHOES ON UR FEET
Haystack: AND THERE'S NOTHING IN UR SACK NOTHING IN THE HOUSEEEE
The only girl: THERE'S NO MAGIC AT CHRISTMAS
Switchblade: Sounds like every Christmas I have
The most unhinged: apart from when you come over to mine at Christmas
Trashmouth: couple goals #togetherforever
Paranoid: Beep Beep Richie
Trashmouth: Ed's look there's a mistletoe above us
Paranoid: richie we're literally at two different places rn
The only sane one: 💀
Bathtub: anyway.. is anyone coming to join me and Bev???
BillGates: Sure I'll come!
Haystack: I spent my allowance 😕
The only sane one: I got money I'll pay
Haystack: THANKS MIKE
Paranoid: Sure I'll be there but I'm bringing hats and gloves for all of us
Trashmouth: I CAN SHOW OFF MY NEE HAWAIIAN PUFFER JACKET
Draco Malfoy rip off: Richie what the fuck
Goyle rip off: I'll come
The only girl: ok 💀...
Draco Malfoy rip off: same!
Goyle rip off: Vic, if ur going you gotta take a shower. You smell like cocaine
Draco Malfoy rip off: I think it's a fairly nice smell
Goyle rip off: it's rlly not
Switchblade: Patrick's been banned from ice skating
The only sane one: of course he has
Paranoid: what did he do 💀?
The most unhinged: I stabbed a man with an ice skate
Switchblade: tell them why
The most unhinged: he looked like my brother but if he was older
The only girl: oh dear god 😭
Paranoid: DIDNT YOUR BROTHER DIE AT LIKE 3 WEEKS OLD 💀??
The most unhinged: Yeah but us brothers sense these things. Back me up Bill
BillGates: sure..
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Bowers and Loser club gc
FanfictionWhen a teacher gets fed up with the Bowers gang and the losers club fighting, she gets their phone numbers and make them a gc to get them to interact