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Trashmouth: OOOO WOAH

Paranoid: AHHHHH

BillGates: LAST CHRISTMAS

Bathtub: I gave you my heart

The only sane one: BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY

Draco Malfoy rip off: YOU GAVE IT AWAY 🙁

Goyle rip off: THIS YEAR

The only girl: TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS

Haystack: I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL (SPECIAL)

The most unhinged: relatable

Switchblade: shut up that was 3 years ago

The most unhinged: 13 and confessing ur undying love for me. You must rlly love me

Switchblade: actually fuck off it was a note saying "ily (I mean it)"

Trashmouth: now I know what a fool I've been

Paranoid: but if you kissed me now

Haystack: Ik you'd fool me again 😢

The only girl: GUYS ITS SNOWING

Draco Malfoy rip off: HIDDILY DUCK DUCK DOO?

Goyle rip off: Vic ik ur high but what the fuck

BillGates: agreed 💀

Bathtub: yep! Me and Bev are hanging out rn bc we're going ice skating and it just started snowing

Paranoid: I hope you guys are wearing the correct clothing, you could catch pneumonia!

Bathtub: Eddie chill it was like 2 degree when we left so ofc we have the right clothing

Paranoid: ok

The most unhinged: I just hit Henry in the balls with a snow ball

Switchblade: I hate you

Trashmouth: how'd you feel Bally Bowers

Switchblade: Don't call me that

The only sane one: guys it's snowing!

BillGates: Bit late Mike

Trashmouth: WHEN YOU'RE POOR AT CHRISTMAS

Paranoid: WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT

Bathtub: with no food left to eat

BillGates: AND NO SHOES ON UR FEET

Haystack: AND THERE'S NOTHING IN UR SACK NOTHING IN THE HOUSEEEE

The only girl: THERE'S NO MAGIC AT CHRISTMAS

Switchblade: Sounds like every Christmas I have

The most unhinged: apart from when you come over to mine at Christmas

Trashmouth: couple goals #togetherforever

Paranoid: Beep Beep Richie

Trashmouth: Ed's look there's a mistletoe above us

Paranoid: richie we're literally at two different places rn

The only sane one: 💀

Bathtub: anyway.. is anyone coming to join me and Bev???

BillGates: Sure I'll come!

Haystack: I spent my allowance 😕

The only sane one: I got money I'll pay

Haystack: THANKS MIKE

Paranoid: Sure I'll be there but I'm bringing hats and gloves for all of us

Trashmouth: I CAN SHOW OFF MY NEE HAWAIIAN PUFFER JACKET

Draco Malfoy rip off: Richie what the fuck

Goyle rip off: I'll come

The only girl: ok 💀...

Draco Malfoy rip off: same!

Goyle rip off: Vic, if ur going you gotta take a shower. You smell like cocaine

Draco Malfoy rip off: I think it's a fairly nice smell

Goyle rip off: it's rlly not

Switchblade: Patrick's been banned from ice skating

The only sane one: of course he has

Paranoid: what did he do 💀?

The most unhinged: I stabbed a man with an ice skate

Switchblade: tell them why

The most unhinged: he looked like my brother but if he was older

The only girl: oh dear god 😭

Paranoid: DIDNT YOUR BROTHER DIE AT LIKE 3 WEEKS OLD 💀??

The most unhinged: Yeah but us brothers sense these things. Back me up Bill

BillGates: sure..

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