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Trashmouth: WE'RE GONNA GET NASTY BABYYYY

The only girl: that song belongs to Tatum idc

Bathtub: ^^

The only sane one: agree so hard rn

Trashmouth: 'so hard rn' Bowers when him and Patrick had that little moment at the junkyard

Switchblade: no 'cause actually don't.

Trashmouth: ok

Trashmouth: 'so hard rn' me when I laid eyes on Eddie's mum

Paranoid: Rich I love you but stop

Trashmouth: sure babe

Trashmouth: 'so hard rn' bowers when he looks at Patrick

Switchblade: FUCK THE JIMENY CRICKETS OFF

Trashmouth: oh ok

Trashmouth: 'so hard rn' me when Sonia Kaspbrak

Paranoid: RICHIE 😭

Haystack: CRYING 💀

Draco Malfoy rip off: I understand why they call him Trashmouth now

Trashmouth: 'so hard rn' Stu when Billy

Goyle rip off: HELP LMFAO

The most unhinged: wait that's a ship

The only sane one: yeah, u didn't know?

The most unhinged: NO I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW

Haystack: why so aggressive

The most unhinged: my mum called me Avery again

Switchblade: bitch

Trashmouth: daddy issues + mummy issues = Bowers and Patrick = Handjob = Sexual tension = just friends = secretly in love but won't admit it = future boyfriends

Goyle rip off: that's Bowers and Patrick right

Draco Malfoy rip off: literally them but just Richie's style of explaining it

The only girl: EVEN VIC AND BELCH ADMIT IT 💀

The most unhinged: I admit it too

Switchblade: wait what

BillGates: 🫢

Bathtub: omg

Trashmouth: See this is why I'm the ultimate matchmaker

The only sane one: ur rlly not

Trashmouth: wow Mike. That rlly hurt my feelings

The only sane one: dilligaf

Haystack: Damm Mike

The only sane one: stfu

BillGates: Mikes villain arc?

The only sane one: 🖕

Bathtub: Mike-?

The only sane one: Don't talk to me. Go shag ur bf or something

Bathtub: I'm a minor 🙁

Paranoid: yeah that's well weird 😨

The only sane one: I dont fucking care

Haystack: Mike what's wrong

The only sane one: sorry! Some girl from McDonald's stole my phone! Guys I'm so sorry!!!

The only girl: her name Greta by any chance?

The only sane one: I think so

The only girl: Yeah she's a cunt

Draco Malfoy rip off: she rlly is

Goyle rip off: wasting ur first kiss on her<<<

The most unhinged: I REMEMBER THAT 💀

Draco Malfoy rip off: nah cuz that was so awkward after

Switchblade: Patrick answer your fucking phone

The most unhinged: I don't want to

Switchblade: Patrick I will break into ur fucking house

Trashmouth: to get a handjob again?

Switchblade: if you don't shut up I will actually kill u

Trashmouth: kinky

Switchblade: PATRICK HOCKSTETTER IF YOU DONT ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE I SWEAR TO MY MOTHER I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FORCE YOU TO TALK TO ME

Trashmouth: nah he angry

Paranoid: full on ape mode

Haystack: 😬😬😬

The only girl: nah that shit tripping bro

The most unhinged: mk

Switchblade: fucking finally

Cliffhanger 🤭

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