The most unhinged: um
Switchblade: what did u do now
The most unhinged: I'm in jail rn
BillGates: how do you have ur phone then?
The most unhinged: I snuck it in obviously 🖕
Paranoid: what did you even do-?
Trashmouth: ur mum
Bathtub: 😐
Trashmouth: Is it too late now to say sorry 🙁
Paranoid: 😭
Draco Malfoy rip off: ANYWAY
Goyle rip off: Hockstetter why are you in jail
The only girl: We're not in court no need to use last names 💀
Haystack: yeah, jail and court are two different things
The only sane one: sure
The most unhinged: So basically what happened was I was attacking a tree with a stuck and as I was smacking it, a 3 year old comes up to me and ever since Avery existed(before he died lmao), I hate children. Especially toddlers. So when he came over he was acting smug and shit so I smacked him with the stick and he was crying a lot then his dad came over to me and arrested me because it's illegal to assault a child
The only sane one: oh great heavens
The most unhinged: @Switchblade can u bail me out
Switchblade: how tf am I supposed to do that?!
The most unhinged: I dunno just get me out!!
Draco Malfoy rip off: Me and Belch are laughing so hard rn 💀
Goyle rip off: for once he's telling the truth 😭😭
Haystack: my fear of bullies has grown 😰
Trashmouth: one of them's locked up it should've decreased 🤨
Paranoid: Rich that's not how it works 💀
Trashmouth: oh
Trashmouth: ok Ed's<3
Paranoid: Ik we're dating but that's still not my name 🙁
The most unhinged: We get it, ur dating. No need to spread the word 🙄
Draco Malfoy rip off: ignore him, he's just angry that Bowers won't confess he likes him back 🤷♀️
The most unhinged: what 😨
Switchblade: ew 🤢
Goyle rip off: bowers and hockstetter, listen up. I don't care if you beat me up after this but let's go. Bowers you obviously like Patrick and Patrick makes it way to obvious he likes you as well to the point it's painful to watch, like the worst slow burn EVER. And Henry I think it's pretty clear you have internalised homophobia and Patrick has mental issues so he doesn't really give a fuck about ppl being gay or not. Please just confess ur feelings before me and Victor have an aneurysm! Henry Ik you act all tough and shit but get it together ffs you definitely like Hockstetter and Hockstetter 100% likes you back.
Sincerely, Belch
Trashmouth: oh my god
Paranoid: 😨
The only girl: I don't think this is a joke anymore
Haystack: No shit
Bathtub: Processing a lot of shit while reading this
BillGates: second that
The only sane one: oh great heavens
Draco Malfoy rip off: Oh crunkle nugget, Belch ur screwed!
Goyle rip off: worth it
Switchblade: what the fuck.
The most unhinged: 😨
Bathtubs: bros flabbergasted
The most unhinged: so um
Switchblade: @the most unhinged i'll bail u out of jail now just to avoid this conversation
The most unhinged: k
Draco Malfoy rip off: our point
Switchblade: FUCK OFF!
Trashmouth: he well mad 😟
Paranoid: you would be
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Bowers and Loser club gc
FanfictionWhen a teacher gets fed up with the Bowers gang and the losers club fighting, she gets their phone numbers and make them a gc to get them to interact
