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The most unhinged: When are Richie and Eddie getting together bc I'm getting kinda bored ngl 🤷‍♀️

Switchblade: fr

Paranoid: EXCUSE ME? That boy is terrifyingly unsanitary and his smell sometimes makes my asthma worse

Trashmouth: I love you too 💞

BillGates: Lmao

Bathtub: they gay

the only girl: no shit

Draco Malfoy rip off: Yeah when tf is Reddie gonna get together 🤨

Paranoid: wtf

Trashmouth: omg is that ur mums name?

The only girl: omg the first ur mum joke Richie made in this gc

Haystack: fr???

The only sane one: I don't believe that but sure

Goyle rip off: Guys can I name my fav ships in this gc?

Switchblade: No

Paranoid: No

Bathtub: sure

Goyle rip off: okay. 1: Reddie 2: Stenbrough 3: Henpat

Switchblade: what the fuck is henpat

Draco Malfoy rip off: You and Patrick dumbass

The most unhinged: why?

Goyle rip off: we saw you making out last night when we all got drunk 🙄🖕

Draco Malfoy rip off: L Bozo

Switchblade: uh guys my dad's drunk again

The most unhinged: fuck I'm coming over

Haystack: why

Trashmouth: have you met a drunk dad

Haystack: ohhh

Haystack: yeah

Paranoid: I don't have a dad

Switchblade: wanna trade lives?

Paranoid: please

Trashmouth: ew that's weird

Trashmouth: anyway, Ed's can we priv chat?

Paranoid: ugh fine

*Priv chat between Eddie and Richie*

Richie: Ed's can we talk?

Eddie: don't call me that and yeah sure

Richie: Okay idrk how to say this

Eddie: You're not saying it ur typing it

Richie: 😐

Eddie: Sorry

Richie: Anyway Ed's I um..

Eddie: ??

Richie: I fucked ur mum

Eddie: oh for fucks sake

Richie: Lmfao 💀

Eddie: Richie be serious for once!

Richie: Okay but there is actually something I need to tell you

Eddie: ?

Richie: Eddie I like you. A lot. this isn't a joke I really really like you

Eddie: Fr?

Richie: Yes. This isn't a joke or anything I really like you. I have for a few years

Eddie: I like you too

Richie: Fr?

Eddie: Yeah!

Richie: OMFG FR?!

Eddie: Yes Rich

Richie: YAY OMG

Eddie: 😟

Richie: ED'S WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

Eddie: Yeah 💞

Richie: OMFG YES

Richie: <3

Eddie: <3

*At the gc*

The most unhinged: I'm gonna light ur hair on fire

Haystack: 😰

Trashmouth: Guys me and Ed's have some news

Draco Malfoy rip off: u guys are together?

Paranoid: how did u know?

Bathtub: It's obvious 🤷‍♀️

Trashmouth: but we only started dating less then 2 minutes ago

Bathtub: lmao

BillGates: u acted like you dated for ages so um yeah 👩‍🦲

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