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the only girl: guys I'm watching Scream rn and how tf have stu and Billy not died. They've been stabbed multiple times 💀???

The only sane one: I always wondered that but idk

The only girl: oh shit Billy just got stabbed with an umbrella by Sid

Trashmouth: Sidney>>>>your favourite

The only girl: Tatum was my fav before she died ngl

Paranoid: I like Randy

Trashmouth: more than me ☹️?

Paranoid: fuck off

Switchblade: my favourite's Billy bc we both have daddy issues

Draco Malfoy rip off: 💀💀💀

Bathtub: why tf has everyone seen scream but not me

BillGates: you must have a sad life then

Bathtub: should I go watch it?

Goyle rip off: YES 😡

Bathtub: Okay then

BillGates: my fav was Dewey

Haystack: Dewey solos

Draco Malfoy rip off: Me when I lie

Trashmouth: you did not just disrespect Dewey 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Goyle rip off: never thought I'd agree with four eyes but fr don't slander Dewey 🙄

Draco Malfoy rip off: Stfu your favourite is literally Casey and she had like 16 minutes of scream time before she was gutted 💀

Paranoid: lmaoooo

Goyle rip off: she deserved better ☹️

The most unhinged: shut your goofy ass up, Stu solos your favourite

The only girl: stfu Stu killed Tatum

The most unhinged: that was Billy you dumb fuck

The only girl: wait which ones which

Switchblade: you dumb fucking bitch did you not listen at all 💀?

The only girl: well duh. I just forget stuff easily

BillGates: Stu was Tatum's bf and Billy was Sidney's bf

The only girl: ohhhh

The only girl: Stu was funny af

The only sane one: what about Gale 😕?

The most unhinged: GALE OMG I FORGOT ABOUT HER

BillGates: Courtney Cox was so fucking pretty in that movie

The only girl: Courtney is gorg in any film thingy she does

Haystack: ^^^

Switchblade: Billy solos

The only girl: No he killed Tatum 😤

The most unhinged: cry about it.

Goyle rip off: Stu<<<

The most unhinged: I'm driving to ur house to murder you

Goyle rip off: u don't know how to drive lmao

The most unhinged: exactly

Goyle rip off: oh shit

Switchblade: L bozo

Paranoid: Randy is better than you all

Trashmouth: that's not true I'm way better 🙄🙌

Paranoid: No

Trashmouth: I feel so loved

BillGates: fuck you Richie

Trashmouth: Ed's trying

Paranoid: Beep Beep Richie

The most unhinged: lmfao y'all acting like children

Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick you once had a tantrum bc Belch touched your lighter

The most unhinged: hence the reason I'm gonna kill him

Goyle rip off: send help

The only girl: watching scream 2 now, wish me luck

Switchblade: you don't need luck it's not scary

The only girl: The first one was scary tf you mean 🖕

Switchblade: It was not 💀💀💀💀💀

Draco Malfoy rip off: Why so many skulls bozo

The most unhinged: stfu you dickhead Draco Malfoy Walmart looking ass

BillGates: Patrick really cares about his bf ☝️

The most unhinged: Shut up b-b-bill before I tear your tongue out then you definitely won't be able to talk, u over here looking like an egg with Cinderella's dress coloured eyes no wonder your brothers dead he probably couldn't stand you any longer.

*7 minutes later*

BillGates: ur brothers dead as well so u can't talk 🤷‍♀️

The most unhinged: I fucking wanted him dead.

Switchblade: pop off ig

Switchblade: shit sorry Connor stole my phone

Goyle rip off: send help

Trashmouth: wtf happened now?

Goyle rip off: Patrick's outside 😰

Trashmouth: ur on ur own

Draco Malfoy rip off: cya buddy

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