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Trashmouth: fuck homework

Paranoid: Geography<<<

Bathtub: geography>>>

Paranoid: UR WELL OUT OF UR MIND 🖕

Bathtub: it's not that bad! Sincerely.

BillGates: Stan, I love you with all my heart but no

Bathtub: 🙁

Draco Malfoy rip off: Stan I thought you were cool ☹️

Goyle rip off: Geography can suck it

Trashmouth: just like ur mum sucked me

The only girl: RICHIE !!

The only sane one: Richie actually shut the fuck up

Trashmouth: heart been broke so many times 💔

Haystack: what did I just text into

Trashmouth: ur mum <3

Switchblade: Shut up

Haystack: look who decided to join us

Draco Malfoy rip off: finished being fucked by Patrick?

Switchblade: Wdym 😨

Goyle rip off: ur limping

Switchblade: wait r u stalking me? Where the fuck are you?!

Trashmouth: pedo alert

Paranoid: Richie - wrong way of saying that. And also don't joke about that

Trashmouth: sorry MUM

Paranoid: fuck you

Trashmouth: you wish

Paranoid: 🖕

Haystack: 🫢

BillGates: L bozo

Bathtub: + fatherless + no milk + ratio + kid

Draco Malfoy rip off: Anyway, Henry me and Belch arrived at ur house like 10 minutes ago

Switchblade: what - HOW DID U EVEN GET IN?

Draco Malfoy rip off: you might need a new door

Switchblade: 😭

The only sane one: Dos Cadenas, close to genius Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck Chest to chest, tongue on neck International oral sex
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect? Her pussy so good I bought her a pet Anyway, every day I'm tryna get to it Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty" Anyway, every day I'm tryna get to it Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"

The only girl: MIKE WHAT 💀💀

Haystack: i love that song!

BillGates: BEN??

Bathtub: Been around the world, don't speak the language But your booty don't need explaining All I really need to understand is When you, you talk dirty to me You talk dirty to me Talk dirty to me Talk dirty to me Oh, get jazzy on 'em

Switchblade: aren't u 14

The only sane one: u can't talk, ur getting topped by Patrick in bed 😭

Switchblade: OMFG SHUT UP !!!

Trashmouth: Patrick's top?

Draco Malfoy rip off: Obviously

The most unhinged: hi

Draco Malfoy rip off: HELLO PATRICK

The only girl: did u and Henry fuck

The most unhinged: yeah

Switchblade: PATRICK YOU CUNT

The most unhinged: oh

Switchblade: 🖕🖕

The most unhinged: lyt

Goyle rip off: Patrick, what r u doing?

The most unhinged: I'm gonna jump down the stairs

Haystack: I'll plan the funeral

The most unhinged: I won't die - I'm real, remember?

Switchblade: PATRICK MY STAIRS ARE VERY UNSAFE DONT JUMP 🖕

Bathtub: how can stairs be unsafe tf

Goyle rip off: HAVE U SEEN HENRY'S STAIRS?!

BillGates: bitch tf 💀

Draco Malfoy rip off: he did it

Goyle rip off: I CAN SEE THAT DUMBFART

Switchblade: oh ffs

The most unhinged: I heard a snap

Switchblade: Patrick I think ur arm broke

The most unhinged: ohh ok

Switchblade: dumbass

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