I'm not crazy

You didn't hear that did you?

Hey everyone... I'm not dead!

So I know that you all have been waiting at least a month for this update and truth me told, loads of shit has gone on, so much has happened, and I've been really busy, but it's finally here and it's finally uploaded! I'll start off by saying my youtube channel has 127 subscribers and that's amazing, so if you haven't subscribed to bowl of ramen pro then go do it now ^.^

I'm hoping that you will enjoy this chapter and will review because jesus christ it's been too long!

Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, sadly neither does black butler because I would willingly sell my soul for a bassi any day... Kat this is about Naruto, stop xD

"So what the hell happened?!" Kiba demanded the next day at group, "you two can't hide it from me forever!" He lied
"yes we can and yes we will" Naruto said as he sat back in his chair, placing his hands behind his head and looked at Sasuke who was sat at the other side of Kiba.
"You're all fucking bullies!" Kiba cursed and Naruto chuckled before pushing his best friend gently,
"maybe we are, but either way why should it matter?" Sasuke asked, looking at Kiba in a bored expression. Naruto had already told Kiba but knew Sasuke would freak out so they decided to play dumb for a few days.

The three continued arguing for the whole group session, even when Kakashi had suggested an interesting bonding activity they still kept arguing over why Naruto and Sasuke weren't telling Kiba. Kiba even tried to use the excuse "we tell each other everything" but Naruto ignored him and walked off to talk to Ino and Sakura. Kiba watched as the blonde walked away, and soon turned to the raven haired teen who was left.

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"Please!" Kiba whined during lunch, it was obvious the curiosity was eating him alive and Sasuke, obviously, found it amusing. Naruto however just found it invading, sure the blonde still loved his best friend but sometimes Kiba had no idea what the word 'privacy' meant. Something that was as serious as being fucked by your roommate wasn't something Naruto would freely spill... Despite how he already did.
"Do you like not fucking trust me or something?!" Kiba tried again but was silenced by Sasuke standing up and shoving a doughnut in the brunette's mouth, before walking out the hall and heading down to the dorm, obviously tired of the dog lovers antics. "Why won't you tell him?" Kiba asked as he looked at the blonde who was still eating his ramen and keeping his thoughts to himself.
"It's not that I don't trust you, it's just kinda weird, you know?" Naruto said as he stared into his bowl,
"no I don't know, Gaara and Neji do it all the damn time" Kiba shouted, picking up on the small habit Naruto had of saying 'you know' a lot... It was either that or 'dattebayo' and either one Kiba was used to, it came with being friends with the blonde.
"Had any luck?" Sakura asked, walking over to the table with a giggling Ino behind her.
"No!" Kiba shouted and looked up at the two girls. Sakura smirked, causing Kiba to jump up and point at Naruto, "she knows! They both know!" he shouted in rage, causing Naruto to jump up as well and shout back at him,
"how could you be so stupid obviously I didn't tell them!"

In reality Sasuke told Sakura and Sakura told Ino. They were both girls, they were meant to help the two with it, not torture Kiba.
Sighing, Kiba walked out of the dinner room.
"How are you going to deal with it?" Sakura asked, sitting down after the brunette left.
"I don't know, I don't even know if I want him to find out.. This is Kiba, he might take things too seriously" Naruto said to himself before shaking his head and grinning, "it's not like it meant anything! We were drunk!" He knew the girls couldn't find out about Kiba knowing, they'd tell Sasuke instantly.
Ino looked at him before also grinning and placing her hand on her face before pointing at him, "oh my god" she said. Naruto looked at her confused and she just laughed and kept grinning, "it did mean something!"
"w-what?!" Naruto asked quickly, blushing lightly at the other blonde's sudden suggestion
"it meant something! You like Sasuke!" Ino blurted out again and Naruto turned a dark red and shook his head,
"no I don't! Why would I fall for a bastard like him!?"
"well just a few days ago you were claiming to be friends so..." she said and smirked at him.
"whatever! I don't like him!" Naruto shouted and got up to leave, he didn't want to be humiliated by his female friends for any longer, plus he needed to find Sasuke.

It's always Sasuke this and Sasuke that... Why do I care so much about that dark haired bastard?! I mean it's not my fault he has... Perfect skin and... Perfectly obsidian eyes and... That silky black hair... Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with me!? Snap out of it, Naruto, snap out of it! Don't think of him, just think of ramen! Yeah ramen!... Sasuke with ramen covering his flawless, naked body... I want to watch the soup trickle down from his neck all the way down to his cro- STOP IT NOW! NO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AGH! god why did I have to fall for him? Naruto shouted to himself as he remained emotionless as he made his way down to his bedroom, once he reached the room the first thing he noticed was Sasuke's empty bed, and the empty room in general.

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Kiba headed down to where the common room was. The dog lover sat at a small desk and laid his head on the wood, thinking about what to do next. Kiba knew that something had happened between them, he just wanted to find out what. The brunette wished he could find out, it wasn't like he was planning on telling anyone, he just wanted to know what his two friends were so flustered about. If the two got too close they would blush and jump apart and it was bugging Kiba why.

"Sex" a familiar and poisonous voice sounded from next to him. Kiba turned his head and came face to face with Sasuke.
"What?" Kiba asked, confused on what the raven was implying,
"we had sex" Sasuke said once more. He shifted in his seat awkwardly and looked down at the floor, he didn't want to face his friends rage, even if he could take out the dog lover in a few swift moments.
"That it?" Kiba asked quickly. It surprised Sasuke, he was expecting a full blown shit storm to erupt out of nowhere, but Kiba handled it quite well.
"yeah... That's it!" Sasuke snapped and Kiba looked at him in a way that said 'do you think I'm stupid?'
"I know there's more to this" Kiba said and Sasuke sighed. At this point Naruto had walked out of his room and decided to head down to the comment area, however once he spotted Kiba and Sasuke talking his froze and hid behind a small bookshelf, close enough to listen in, far away enough to not be seen.
"yeah okay fine, you're right, there is more" Sasuke said and let out a small chuckle as Kiba leaned forward in his chair and grinned at the raven, edging him to go on. "I guess... I guess that I love him"

The words made Naruto almost fall back in shock, Kiba's jaw dropped, Sasuke just sat and smiled at the floor. "Yeah... I love him... Dunno how... Dunno why... I just do..." Naruto got up and ran out down the hall towards the dinning area, this was news he had to share with Ino and Sakura.
Once Kiba had gotten over his shocked he composed himself, "alright.. I'll help you get his heart" the brunette said and placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder, "Naruto needs someone to love, and I'm sure you'll do just fine" he said and smiled.

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"Ino! Ino! Sakura! Come here!" Naruto shouted, bursting into the dinning room where the two girls almost jumped out of their skin at the sudden calling. They both waved their friend over and Naruto threw himself across the room to where the girls were sat. The blonde had a giant smile on his face and looked as if he just won the lottery.
"Okay, Naruto, chill! Breathe! What the hell happened?" Sakura said, holding her hands up signalling for the blonde haired male to calm down and remember that he needed oxygen to survive.
"Okay..." Naruto said taking a big intake of breath, "wellbasicallyIwaswalkingaroundthehospitalanddecidedtogotothecommonroomandthenIsawKibaandSasukeandtheyweretalkingandthenSasukesaidhelovedmeandomg!" Naruto blurted out in a single breath.
Ino looked from Sakura to Naruto quickly before whispering "slow down, Naruto"
"fuck that!" Naruto shouted happily, "Sasuke loves me!"

Well there we go, how did you like it? I've been watching black butler lately so I'm sorry if the characters are a bit... OOC ^^" I'm trying to get back into the Naruto mindset but it's failing xD ah well! Finally done this so I'm really sorry about the lack of updates lately XD oopsie! Remember to review and shiz so yeah... Thanks for reading! :D

A/N from the future: this chapter was a massive fuckup when I was writing this story originally, I'd contradicted a lot because I was simply going off the plan and idk I guess I was distracted a lot but I've fixed it since not many people seemed to fully understand my brains recent thoughts (du they're in my head) but yeah there y'go it's fixed kinda